Bhikari Bheek mangne
Bhikari Bheek Mangne ke liye Masjid ke bahar betha tha..
Sab Namazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usy kuch na
mila..
Wo phir Church gaya..
Phir Mandir aur phir Gurudware..
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh
uske katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...
Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho aur address
kahan ka dete ho.. :-p ?
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