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Daru Aur Pani



Raju ko Daru peeta Dekh ker
Ek American bola:

"Pani b nhi milaya ?"

Raju:
Abe Angrez ki Aulad,
Hum Indian hen,
Itna Pani to Daru ko dekh k hi
Muh me aa jata hai.. ;-p



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