Parvachan
Satsang me Baba Ramdev bole:
Aaj ki Auraten itne Bareek Kapde pehanti hen k
sab Nazar aata hai..
Unki Kameez nazar aati hai,
Unki Taange nazar aati hain,
Unka Jism nazar aata hai,
Khula Ang-pardarshan hota hai...
.
.
Peeche se Santa ki Aawaz aayi,
.
"Baba G, Aap parvachan do..
Mood mat banao
Raat ko Need nahi aayegi..;-p
Hahahaha
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