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5 Rupey ke 3 Piyaz



Santa ki Wife:
Aaj to 5 Rupey ke 3 Piyaz Mil gaye..

Santa (Excited Ho Ker):
Wo kaise???

WIFE: 5 Rupey ka 1 Usne diya,
1 Me Utha ke Bhagi,
Aur
1 Usne Mujhe Phenk k Mara,
to Wo bhi Me Utha layi..;-p

Hahahaha



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