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2 Sardar Ji UK Gaye



2 Sardar Ji UK Gaye.
Airport Officer ne Naam Pucha

Sardar: Umar Daraz Bhatti.

Officer: English Mai Bolo
Sardar kuch Dair Sochne k Baad: Long Life Oven.

Peeche Ek Aur Sardar Khara Tha,

Wo bola: I am Beautiful Red Underwear

Officer: What?

Sardar: Mera Naam hai Sundar Laal Chadda. :-)



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