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1. Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?  By: Dapper
   Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai. Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay? Bhikari: G ...


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3. Pathan Ne Qaza Namaz Parhi  By: Dapper
   Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha: Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki... ...


4. Pathan Got 100 Rupees  By: Funtoosh
   1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Se 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila Jis Pe Likha tha, "Eid Mubarak" Pathan Ne Note Poc...


5. Tameez Se Baat Karo  By: Taha
   Pathan Ek Larki Se: "I Love You" Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo. Pathan: Acha. Bismilla Hir Rehman Ni...


6. Badam Se Dimagh Taiz  By: SMS Guru
   Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai... Ghalat Kehte Hain. . . . ...


7. Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye  By: SMS Guru
   Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li, Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga...


8. Station Jany k Paise  By: SMS Guru
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9. Pathan ne 2 Wazu Kiye  By: Dapper
   Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya: Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo ...


10. Pathan Was Trying Again  By: Funtoosh
    Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?...


11. Pathan Corrected CNIC  By: Irfan
    Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya: Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Off...


12. Pathan was Weeping  By: Taha
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13. Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho  By: Dapper
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15. Pathan Puts His Hand  By: Dhump
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