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Tumhen Kal Subha Phansi



Jailer: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!

Jailer: Q Hans Rahe ho?

Sardar: Me to Uthta hi Subha 9 Baje Hun...;-p



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