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Farsh Abhi Bhi Geela Hai



Hawaldar: Inspector sahab,
Me Ek Ghar ke Bahar khara hun.
Yaha 1 Wife ne Apne Husband ko Goli Maar di hai.

Inspector:
Pura Waardat Batao.

Hawaldar: Sir,
Aaj Uski KaamWali nahi ayi thi,,
Wife ne Khud se pochha lagya tha
aur
Husband ne Geeley Farsh pe Pair chhap diye.
Gusse me Wife ne Husband ko Goli Maar di
Ab Mere liye kiya Hukum hai??

Inspector: Bahar khara kiya kar raha hai Bewakuf,
Ander Jaa k Wife ko Giraftar ker lo.

Hawaldar: Per Sir,
Farsh Abhi Bhi Geela Hai...;-p

Hahaha



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