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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Tirchhi Nazar
    Jo Dekha Unho Ny Tirchhi Nazar Se
    Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye..

    .

    Jab Pata Chala K Nazar Permanent Aisi Hai

    To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye.. :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Kinary Ki Talash
    Shaair vs Aam Admi & Parha Likha Admi..
    .
    .
    Aam Admi:
    "Mujhy Toilet Jana Hai."
    .
    Parha Likha Admi:
    "Mujhy Wash Room Jana Hai."
    .
    .
    .
    Shaair:
    "Machalti Hen Pait Me Kuch Lehren Aisi,,
    ,
    Lagta Hai Inhen Kisi Kinary Ki Talash Hai." :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Hi Tareeka
    "Larny" Se Mohabbat Barhti Hai..

    Ye Keh Ker Wo Meri Aankh Pe Mukka Maar Gai..

    (,")/
    <)(
    _//_

    Dekh Yaar Us Pagal Ki Bachi Ko
    Kehti Hai..

    12 Mahiny Me
    12 Tareeqon Se
    Tujh Pe Piyar Lutaungi Me.. :-(

    Abhi To 1 Hi Tareeka Hua Hai
    Aur Mera Geographiya Bigad Gaya..

    11 Tareeky Baki Hen
    Dekho Kiya Haal Hota Hai Aagy. :-D

    Yaar Dua Kerna Us Ko Bas Ek Hi Tareeka Aata Ho.. :-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Nasheeli Aankhen
    Nasheeli Aankhen..!Wow

    Nazuk Lehja.. Kiya Baat Hai

    Aur Husn To Qayamat Hai..

    Ufff..

    Fana Ho Jaengy


    Hum Khud Ko Sheeshay Me
    Dekh Dekh Ker..
    Hahhaha

    (,")/ Oye Chhoty..
    <)( Aaj Kisi Per Pani Mat Dalna
    _//_

    Jalny De In Sab Doston Ko :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Paison per Bharosa Na Kero
    Paison per Bharosa Na Kero..

    QK Paisy Aap Ko Bister To De Sakty Hen Per Neend Nahi..
    .
    Paisy Aap Ko Kitab To De Sakty Hen Per Ilm Nahi..
    .
    Paisy Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Aasan Ker Sakty Hen Per Khushyan Nahi De Sakty..
    .
    .
    Is Liye

    Apny Sab Paisy Mujhy De Do..

    Aur Khud Tension Free Ho Ker Raho.. :-D
    (,")
    <)(>
    _/\_
    Baat Kero Haq Ki..

    Chahy Jaan Nikly Sab Ki.. :-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Zinda Raha To
    Zinda Raha To Dosti Ka
    Sath Nibhata Rahunga
    Dosto..!

    Jo Bhool Jaun To
    Samajh Lena K

    "BIVI" Mil Gai Hai.. :-D

    (,"),(,")/
    /)(\,/)(
    _//_,Chalo Janu..
    Ye Sab To Awara Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Saza
    Ya Rab..

    Mujhy SMS Na Kerny Walon Ko Aisi Saza Milay..

    Wah Wah..

    Zor Se SUSU Aye Aur Kerny Ko Jaga Na Mily.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Anokha Gift
    Dost:
    Yaar Mujhy Apni Girlfriend Ko
    Birthday Gift Dena Hai,
    Kiya Doon.??

    Pappu: Gold Ki Ring De Dy..

    Dost:
    Nahi Yaar Koi Aisi Cheez Bata
    Jo Us Ny Kabhi na Pehni Ho..

    Pappu:
    Phir GENTS UNDERWEAR De Dy.. :-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Door Se Dekha
    Door Se Dekha To Kitaben Pari Thin..

    Wah Wah..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Wah Wah Kiya.??

    Jab Pata Chal Gaya K Kitaben Thin To
    Paas Jany Ka Sawal Hi Peda Nahi Hota.. :-) :-D

    Hhahha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Interview
    Ek Admi Military Police Me Interview Deny Gaya..

    Interviewer: Aap Ka Naam?
    Admi: MP Yani Mehmood Pervez.

    Interviewer: Walid Ka Naam?
    Admi: MP Yani Mohammad Pervez.

    Interviewer: Kis Shehar Se Ho?
    Admi: MP Yani Mehrab Pur.

    Interviewer: Yahan Kis Liye Aye Ho?
    Admi: MP Yani Military Police.

    Interviewer: Agar Me Tumhen Job Na Dun To.??

    Admi: MP
    Interviewer: Ab Is MP Ka Kiya Matlab Hai??

    Admi: MP Yani Matti Paleed Ho Jaye Gi.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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