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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Molvi Sahab K Pass 2 Toty Thy
    Ek Molvi Sahab K Pass 2 Toty Thy.
    Ek Her Waqt Sajdy Me Rehta Tha
    Aur Dusra Tasbeeh Parhta Rehta Tha..

    Molvi K Dost K Pass Ek Toti Thi
    Jo Bohat Shararti Thi Dost Us Se Bohat Pareshan Tha.
    Ek Din Molvi Sahab Ny Kaha:

    "Tum Apni Toti Ko Mere Toton
    K Pass Chhor Do Unhen Dekh Ker
    Wo Bhi Sahi Ho Jaye Gi.
    Dost Maan Gaya. Molvi Toti Ko
    Ghar Laye Aur Toton K Pinjray
    Me Chhor Diya.
    Tasbeeh Kerny Waly Toty Ny
    Sajday Me Paray Huwe Toty Se Kaha:

    "Oye Uth Ja, Hamari Duaen Alla Ny Sun Leen" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Modi To Nawaz Sharif
    Modi To Nawaz Sharif:
    Yaar Apni Team Ko Call Nahi Ki Thi Na Tu Ny.??

    Nawaz Sharif: Abay Yaar Koi Call Hi Nahi Utha Raha Tha,
    Me Kiya Kerta.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • KOHLI After Loosing The Match
    KOHLI After Loosing The Match:
    Mummy Aaj Chaai Glass Me Q Di.??

    Mummy:
    Wo Is Liye Beta G K
    CUP To Tumhara Baap(Pakistan)
    Le Gaya Hai.. :-D

    Kohi Shocked
    Mummy Rocked. :-)
    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Jawani Hai Deewani
    After Seeing A Movie "Ye Jawani Hai Deewani"
    A Boy To His Father:
    "Papa Me Urna Chahta Hun,
    Girna Chahta Hun, Doobna Bhi Chata Hun
    Per Rukna Nahi Chahta".

    Papa: Ye Lo Beta Mobile
    Aur
    "SubWay Surfer" Khel Lo.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan Kon Jayega
    Shetan Apny Chelon Se:

    "John Tumhari Duty Aaj Se America Me,
    Julie Tum UK Jao,
    Peter Tum India Jao..

    John: Boss, Pakistan Kon Jayega. ?

    Shetan Muskuraty Huwe:
    Koi Nahi, Me Nawaz Sharif Se Mutmaen Hun,
    Tum Bhi Us Se Thora Sabak Seekho.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Bohat Khubsurat Thi
    Wo Rang Se Bohat Gori Na Thi,,

    Magar Bohat Khubsurat Thi..

    Bohat Aala Na Thi,,

    Lekin Mere Liye Qabil Thi..

    Mohabbat Deny Wali Na Sahi Magar,,

    Mere Qadmo Se Qadam Milati Thi..

    Masjid Aany Se Inkar Kerti Thi Lekin,,

    Masjid K Bahar Mera Intezar Kerti Thi..

    Wo Jesi Bhi Thi,
    Bohat Achi Thi..
    QK
    Wo Meri Piyari "Chappal" Thi..

    Pata Nahi Masjid Se
    Kon Le Gaya Utha K.. :-( :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bechari Pakistani Awam
    "SUNEHRI BAAT"

    NEKI Ker K
    Aisy Bhool Jaya Kero

    Jesy

    "Imdaad" Leny K Baad

    Nawaz Sharif

    Pakistani Awam Ko
    Dena Bhool Jata Hai.. :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aurat Nama
    Aurat Nama.. :-)
    Important Tips For Men..

    1- Jab Aurat Kahy K
    Jo Tumhara Dil Chahy Kero To
    Wo Kaam Ker Ki Himaqat Her Giz Na Karen..

    2- Jab Aurat Kahy K
    "Kiyaa" To Ye Na Samjhen K
    Us Ny Suna Nahi Balke Wo Aap Ko
    Apna Bayan Badalny Ka Ek Aur
    Moka De Rahi Hai..

    3- Jab Aurat Kahy K
    "Theek Hai" Aur Sath Hi
    Koi Cheez Zor Se Patakh De
    To Yaqeen Karen K Ye Bilkul
    Bhi Theek Nahi Hai..

    4- Jab Aurat Kahy K
    "Mujhy Tanha Chhor Do" To
    Usay Tanha Chhorny Ka Sochna
    Bhi Aap Ko Mehnga Par Sakta Hai.. :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Biryani
    Ammi: Ye Biryani Kha lo

    Guddi: Mamma Mujh se To Ab
    Us k Baghair Kuch Nahi Khaya Jayega. :-(

    Ammi: Kon Hai Wo Kamina.

    Guddi: Raitaa Mamma Jaan Raitaa. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ghanta
    Pappu:
    Agar Me Ek Ghanta Parhun Aur
    Ek Ghanta Na Parhun To Kiya Fark Pary Ga.??

    Dost:
    Tujh Per To
    GHANTA Fark Pary Ga.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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