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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Larny Walon Me Sulah
    Agar 2 Larny Walon Me Sulah Na Kera Sako

    To Neechay Beth Jaya Kero

    Ta K Dusray Log Bhi Dekh Saken..

    (Pappu Funter)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Ek Bakri Hoti
    Kash Tum Ek Bakri Hoti..

    Me Tum Ko Ghaas Khilata
    Phir Piyar Se Tumhary Seeng Pakarta
    Aur Puchta:
    "Pagal Kon.?
    Tum Ya Main."
    .
    Aur Tum Piyar Se Bolti:
    "Main.. Main.." :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shak
    Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy..

    News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha:
    "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?"

    Chooha Bola:
    Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai,
    Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Aqalmand Beta
    Ek Admi K 3 Bety Thy..
    Ek Engineer, Ek Doctor,
    Aurt Ek Banker Tha..
    .
    Us Ny Marty Waqt Wasiyyat
    Ki K Mere Marny K Baad
    Meri Qabar Me Tum Teeno
    1,1 Lakh Rupy Rakh Dena..
    .
    Engineer Bety Ny Hazar Rupy
    Wali Gaddi Qabar Me Rakh Di.
    .
    Doctor Bety Ny 5 Hazar K
    20 Note Qabar Me Rakh Diye.
    .
    Jab Banker Bety Ki Bari Aai
    To Us Ny Qabar Me Pary
    2 Lakh Rupy Uthaye Aur
    3 Lakh Ka Cheque Kaat Ker
    Wahan Rakh Diya.. :-D

    Aap Ko Pata Hai Wo
    Aqalmand Beta Kon Tha.??

    Ji Haan Wo Apny
    "Miyan Ishaaq Daar Thy" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • OIL Aur GHEE K Karnamy
    OIL Aur GHEE K Karnamy..

    Ek Aurat Ny Dusri Se Kaha:

    "Aye Behan, Me Ny Pehly "Shehbaz" Ko Azmaya,
    Phir "Sultan" Ko Ghar Le Aai.
    Ek Mahiny Baad "Kisaan" Ko Laai
    Magar Phir Bhi Maza Na Aya..
    Phir "Kashmir" Ko
    Us K Baad "Habib" Ko Azmaya..
    Lekin Baat Nahi Bani.
    Phir Jo Maza Mujhy "Sufi" Ny Diya,
    Wo Aaj Tak Kisi Ny Na Diya.. :-)
    .
    Ab Meri Aulad Bhi Sehat Mand Hai
    Aur Me Bhi.. :-D ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khali Kursi
    Dost Pappu Se:
    Tum Ny Us Larki Ko Propose Q Kiya?
    Uska To Pehly Hi Ek BF Hai..
    .
    .
    Pappu Ka Cool Reply:
    Khali Kursi Per To Koi Bhi Beth Sakta Hai..
    .
    Agar Dam Hai To Kisi Ko Utha K Betho.. :-D

    Hhaaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • After Watching Raowdy Rathore
    After Watching Super Hit Bollywood Movie Raowdy Rathore Pappu Appeared In Exams,
    .
    " Jo Mein Parhta Hoon,
    .
    Wo Mein Likhta Hoon,

    Aur Jo Mein Nahi Parhta,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Wo Mein Definitely Likhta Hoon....! " :-P
    .
    > HahahaHa <
    .


  By: Hina Maryam   Send To Mobile
  • Don Number 1
    Bacha Ghar K Bahar Betha Ro Raha Tha..

    Baap: Tum Yahan Q Bethy Ho?
    Chalo Andar..

    Bacha:
    Aap Ki Bivi Se Meri Nahi Banti..

    Baap: Q Kiya Hua.?

    Bacha:
    Pehly To Ammi Mujhy Joota Phenk Ker Maarti Hen,
    Phir Upar Se Kehti Hen,
    Joota Wapas Utha Ker Mere Paas Aa.. :-( :-D

    hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Chinese Love Story
    A Very Sad Chinese Love Story:

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Heart Touching Naa...
    Mere to Aansu Nikal Aaye,
    I Am Already Crying.. :-(

    Specially Jab Larki Ny Ye Kaha:
    "????????"

    Hhahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Friend Request
    Ek Ladki ne Pappu Ko
    Friend Request Send ki.

    Pappu:
    Do I Know U.?
    .
    Girl:
    Aap Mujhe Kese Jantay Ho.?
    .
    Aadhy Ghanty Tak Yehi
    Behes Chalti Rahi Per
    Wo Ye Nahi Boli k,
    Mujhy English Nahi Aati,
    Urdu me Bolo.. :-D :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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