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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Nehly Per Dehla
Degree Boy: Aye Choty,
Ek Chocolate Khilaunga Apne Didi ka Number Batao..??
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3rd Std Boy:
Me Tujhe Ek Beer Pilaunga
Ye Love Letter Ja ke Apni Choti Behen Ko De Pehly..? :-D ?
Degree Shocks.. :-0
Primary Rocks.. :-D
Hhahaa
By:
Haya Ali
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Donation
Aaj Me Ny Apni Ghari,
Mobile Aur Purse
Ek Gareeb Aadmi Ko Donate Ker Diya..
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Aap Soch Bhi Nahi Sakty K
Mujhy Kitni Khushi Mehsus Hui
Jab Us Ny
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Apna Pistol Wapas Apni Pocket Me Rakha.. :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Paratha Vs Pizza
For Fast Food Lover:
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Girl : Agar Paratha aur
Pizza ko 10th Floor se ek
sath Niche Phekenge to dono
me se Pehle Kon Niche
Girega ..??
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Boy : Paratha
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Girl : Hahaha.... Wrong,
Pizza Girega !!
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Boy : Kese ???
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Girl : QK Pizza Fast Food Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Bhikari Ki Durgat
Ek Bhikari Ny Ek Ghar Me
Aawaz Lagai:
Allah K Naam Per De Do Baba..
Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya.
Bacha: Me Baba Nahi Beta Hun
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Bhikari: Allah Ke Naam Par De De
Beta
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Bacha: Mera Naam Pappu Hai
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Bhikari: Allah Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu Beta
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Bacha: Mera Poora Naam Pappu
Khan Hai
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Bhikari: Allah Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu Khan Beta
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Bacha: Ye Hui Na Baat,
Maaf Karo Babaa,
Ghar Pe Koi Nahi Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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BBA
Father:
Beti 12th Ka Result To Aa Gaya
Ab Aagy Kiya Kerny Ka Irada Hai.??
Beti: BBA
Father: Wah,
Acha BBA Ka Full Form Batao.??
Beti:
Boyfriend ki Bahon me Aaram.. :-D
Father Shocked..
Beti Rocked.. :-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Wo Bohat Khubsurat Thi
Hazraat Me Aap Ko Ek Jori
"Jooti" Ki Kahani Sunana Chahta Hun..
Wo Brown Colour Ki Hai..
Bohat Khubsurat Leather Ki Bani Hui Hai..
"Service" Ki Hai..
9 Number Size Hai..
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Kal Me Namaz Parhy Gaya Tha To Isay Kisi Ny Chori Ker Li. :-(
Agar Kisi Ny Dekhi Hai To Plz
Mujhy Wapas Ker Den.
Mere Paas Aur Koi Jooti Nahi Hai
Jis Kisi Ny Li Hai,
Meharbani Ker K Mujhy Wapas Ker Den.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Baki Log
Maa:
Beta Yaad Rakho Hum Is Dunya Me
Logon Ki Bhalai K Liye Aaye Hen..
Pappu Heran Se:
To Baki Log Kis Liye Aaye Hen.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Ek Bohat Moti Aurat
Ek Bohat Moti Aurat Ko Us K Shoher Ny
Wazan Kam Kerny k Liye Hospital Me Dakhil Ker Diya
Jahan Us Ko Bohat Ka Khana Diya Jata.
Ek Din Us Ki Saheli Us se Milny Aai
To Us K Liye Phoolon Ka Guldasta Bhi Laai.
Agly Roz Moti Aurat Ny Us Ko
Phone Kiya Aur Kaha:
Tumhara Bohat Shukriya,
Tamam Phool Bohat Khush Zaiqa Aur
Mazedar Thy.. :-0 :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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