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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

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  • Which Tyre Busted?
    4 students didn't prepare 4 a test.

    They made a plan.
    They went to the dean next morning and said:
    Sir we had gone for a wedding and our car Tyre Bursted.

    So we had to push all the way, so we couldn't study.

    The Dean agrees and gives them 4 days time.

    After 4 days all four were seated in four different rooms.

    The paper consisted of just 1 question
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    Which tyre bursted?
    a) Front right
    b) Front Left
    c) Back Right
    d) Back Left


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Bhai
    Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,

    aankho se ashkon ki naddi beh gayi ,

    are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,

    jab class ki ladki






    "bhai keh gayi"


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Principle Of Rockets
    Great Students like Us,
    Work on the "Principle Of Rockets"

    It doesn't mean We Aim for the Skies,

    It means We don't Start Studying unless our tail is on fire. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Result Aany Se Pehle
    Tamam Students se Appeal Hai k Woh apny apny result aany se pehly:

    GHAR Ki sab Chaplain, Jharu Aur Wipers chupa den.


    A msg From:

    'SSF'


    'Student Saving Federation'


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Sacrificed Their Sleep
    Long Time Ago,
    People who Sacrificed their Sleep,
    Forgot their Family,
    Forgot their Food,
    Forgot laughter were called "SAINTS"

    But now they are called...

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    ENGINEERING Students. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Engineering is Tough
    Good News!

    All Engineering Exams will now be only Objective Type.

    Example:
    3 + 3 = ?

    Options:

    A: 6
    B: Six
    C: VI
    D: 6.0


    Moral: Engineering is still Tough.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Geography Class
    Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
    Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.


    Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
    Student: Yes, Sir.

    Teacher: And what type of clothes?
    Student: Imaginary clothes, Mam.


  By: Nadia   Send To Mobile
  • Nasha Utar Jaega
    If ever u start missing
    Ur school days,
    Ur class
    Ur friend circle
    Ur canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life, then
    just
    Open ur report cards
    Sara Nasha Utar Jaega.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • We Talk With Arguments
    Don't study too much that you forget yourself!!
    Or in the end you wud be...

    Like..
    Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

    Albert Einstein ever in his life didn't comb his hairs..

    N above all,
    Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

    Hosh se GEO!!

    From:
    Back Benchers Association..

    Yes!!
    We Talk With Arguments.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Kab Light Chali Gai
    Baap: Kal raat tumne kab tak parha tha?
    Beta: 3 baje tak.

    Baap: Lekin light to raat k 1 baje chali gayi thi or subah 6 baje ayi thi.

    Beta: Main Parhai main itna magan tha k light kab chali gyi pata hi nai chala.


  By: Nadia   Send To Mobile
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