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Shadi Kare Gi



In Nursery Class..

Boy: Tu Mujh se Shadi Kalegi?

Girl: Nahi..

Boy: Kalle Na.

Girl: Nahi, Me Nahi kalungi..

Boy: Kalle, Te ko Tophi Dunga.

Girl: Is Liye to Nahi Kalni,
Meri Kisi Aur se
"Kurkure" me Baat Ho Gai hai..;-0:p



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