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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Boyfriend
    Teacher: Ghalti hony pe Maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hen?

    Stud: Samajhdar

    Teacher: Aur Ghalti na hone pe bhi Maafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hen?

    Stud: BOYFRIEND...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Dangerous STUDENT
    Dangerous STUDENT..

    Teacher: What is a verb?
    Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

    Teacher: What are you saying?.
    Student: It is a complete sentence.

    Teacher: Are you mad?.
    Student: It is a question.

    Teacher: Don't be silly.
    Student: It is an advice.

    Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
    Student: It is a command.

    Teacher: You are an idiot.
    Student: It is an insult!.

    Teacher: Get out of my class.
    Student: It is an order!

    Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
    Student: It is an exclamation.

    Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
    Student: It is a prayer sir!..:-p ?


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Dard K Liye Zimmedar
    Sirf Muhabbat he nahi hai duniya me
    Jo Dard ke liya zimmedar hai,,
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    Kambakhat

    "Final Exam" bhi bahut takleef deta hai...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Kamyab Student
    Her Kamyab Student K Pichay,

    Bas,

    Ammi Ki,
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    "Chappalon" Ka Hath Hota Hai..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Piyar Kiya Khaak Kero Gy
    Wo Mujhy Ye Kehty Huwe Chorr Gai,

    "Faraz"

    Tumhary To Paper Hi Khatam nahi Hoty,

    Tum Piyar Kiya Khaak Kero Gy..;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Naqal Makani
    Teacher: Naqal-Makani Kisay Kehty hen??

    Student: Miss!
    Kisi K Makan Ko Dekh Ker
    Usi Ki Tarha Makan Banany Ko
    Naqal-Makani Kehty Hen...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Examination
    Teacher:
    Us Nation Ka Naam Batao
    Jis Se Hum Sab Nafrat Kerty Hen??


    Student:
    Janab, Exami-Nation...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • First Month
    Teacher: What is the First Month?

    Student: January

    Teacher: What is the Second Month?

    Student: February

    Teacher: What is the Tenth Month?

    Student: Delivery...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Avogadro's Number
    Extraordinary Student..
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    Teacher: Do you know "Avogadro's Number"?
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    Student: "Avogadro Larka Tha Ya Larki"?
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    Teacher: "Larka"
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    Student: "Sorry Dude!
    Me Larkon Ke Number
    Nahi Rakhta"..;-):-P


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • My Class Teacher
    Teacher ny Student ko
    " My Class Teacher "
    per Essay likhny ko kaha.

    Thori dair baad Ek Student ki awaz aai

    "Miss,
    CHIKNI or POPAT ko English me kiya kehty hen?...:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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