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Opposite of Achaar



Deadly IQ Of Sardar..

Teacher:
What is the Opposite of Achaar?

Sardar: Onion

Teacher: How?

Sardar:
Achaar = Pickle

Pickle = Pee-Kal

So Opposite of
Pee-kal = Pee-aaj

= Peaaj = Onion..;-p

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