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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Vulgarity over Internet
    Madam ask Question to 12th Standard Student:

    "What you think about ashlilata=
    Vulgarity over Internet?
    How you see?"


    Student Answered:
    "We watch in Full HD"..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • CALL GIRL
    Teacher:
    In 3 me farq batao!
    CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND & BIWI ?

    Sari Class chup ho gayi,
    ,
    Itne me Pappu bola:
    Madam G, Prepaid, Postpaid & Unlimited...;-p

    Hahahah


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • INVENTORS
    INVENTORS..

    Aeroplane,
    Wright Brothrs

    Cycle,
    Macmillan

    Telephone,
    Graham Bell

    Telescope,
    Galileo

    Exams,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Saale Ko Dhundo Re,
    Pakad K Marenge...;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Sardar after Exam
    3 Sardar after Exam

    1st:
    Yaar Mujhy kuch nahi ata tha
    me paper khali chor aya hun.

    2nd: Me bhi!

    3rd: Shit yaar,
    Teacher samjhe gi
    Hum ne Cheating ki hai..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • SUNO Aisa nhi krty
    SUNO Aisa nhi krty
    "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"

    SUNO Jb nakal ka chance ho
    to phir prha nhi krty"

    SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
    to booti laya nhi krty.

    Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
    sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

    Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
    jo Gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

    Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
    dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

    SUNO jb paper ata ho,
    kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Students Quote
    " MY SECRET OF SUCCESS "

    1: Kabhi Top na karo verna
    log tum se jallney laggen gen.

    2: Humesha Late class me jao
    is tarah her Teacher Tumhen yaad rakhe ga.

    3: Agar cheating ka chance ho
    to kabhi Parh kar na jao.

    4: Ziyada Parhney se time zaya hota hai
    aur time zaya karna Gunah hai.

    5: Kabhi Viva na do QK beizzati
    k Do(2) number se izzat ka Zero(0) Acha.

    BEST OF LUCK..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Exam Anthem
    " Exam Anthem "

    Hum Honge Kamyaab,
    Hum Honge All Pass Ek Din,
    Hoho...
    Likhte He Bakwaas,
    Phir B He Vishwaas,
    Result Hoga Jhakaas,
    Hum Honge All Pass
    Ek Din..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Konsi 2 Cheezen Hen
    Teacher:
    Wo Konsi 2 Cheezen Hen Jise
    Dusron K Pass Dekh Ker Khushi Hoti Hai??

    Student:
    Ganjapan Aur
    Motapa...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • A Genius Answered
    Maths Teacher:
    What is line..??

    A Genius Answered:
    A Line is a Dot, going for a Walk.

    Teacher Again:
    So What r Parallel Lines ?

    Genius:
    A Dot going for Walk wid His Girlfrnd..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher Pappu Se
    Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori
    Karo,
    900 Chuhe
    Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”
    :
    Pappu: "900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi
    Slow-Slow Chali”
    :
    Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao,
    Mazak Karte Ho ”
    :
    Pappu: Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil
    Rakhne Ke Liye Keh
    Diya
    Warna 900 Choohe Kha
    Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal
    Sakta...;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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