Masoom Bachay
Teacher:
Batao Wo Kon Tha Jo Apni
Ghalti Per Ada Raha Per Maafi Nahi Mangi
Aur Aaj Tak Zaleel Ho Raha hai..
Bunty: Sir, Nawaz Sharif..
Teacher: Ullu K Pathay
Murgha Ban Ja. Kal Bataya
Bhi Tha K Wo IBLEES Tha.
Acha Batao Wo Kon Tha Jo
RAB Ki Raza Per Razi Na Hua
Aur Aaj Tak Khud Bhi Zaleel
Ho Raha Hai Aur Dusron Ko Bhi Kerwa Raha Hai.??
Guddu: Sir, Imran Khan.
Teacher: Haram Khor Tu Bhi Murgha Ban.
Wo IBLEES Tha Jis Ny Rab Ki Raza Per Sajda Na Kya.
Acha Ye Batao K Allah Ka Peda Kerda Wo Kon Ha Jo
Peda Ho Ker Aaj Tak Marny Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha
Aur Rehti Dunya Tak Zinda Rahy Ga..
Pappu: Janab Bhutto.
Teacher Ghusse Se:
Abay Salay Tu Bhi Murgha Ban.
Kal Bataya Bhi Tha K Wo IBLEES Hai Iblees. :-D
Hahahha
Bachay Masoom Hoty Hen.. :-) :-D
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