Dont attend Lectures.
A Cigaratte shortz your life life by 2 minutes.
A Beer by 4 minutes.
Alcohol by 10 minutes.
Cocaine by 22 minutes.
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A "Lecture" shortz your life by 60 minutes thatz whole one hour!
So Dont attend Lectures.
Forward to all Good Studentz.
From Back Benchers Association(B.B.A)
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