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Kya Guarentee hai



Sardar: Is Mirror ki kya Guarentee hai?

Shopkeeper: Aap isko 100 floor se niche girao ye Mirror 99 Floor tak nahi tootay ga.
Sardar: WOW! Pack it.



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