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  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • A Sardar Found His Wife Having Affair
    A Sardar Found His Wife Having Affair.

    Sardar Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.

    Sardar Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,

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    “Khush Mat Ho.
    Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya,
    Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya, phir uski sister ka phone aya.Phone sunkar wo aur bhi ronay laga. Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahay ho?
    Sardar: meri behen k abbu ka bhi intiqaal hogaya.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • What Is An Adult Joke?
    Sardarji Was Asked,
    What Is An Adult Joke?


    Reply Came...
    Any Joke Which Is Eighteen Years Old.
    :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar, Where Is Mount Everest?
    Teacher:
    Sardar, Where Is Mount Everest?

    Sardar:
    I Don’t Know Sir.

    Teacher:
    Well. Stand Up On Your Bench.

    Sardar:
    It Is Not Yet Visible Sir.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Ammi ko MUM kaho ge
    Teacher: Agar Tum Apni Ammi ko MUM kaho ge
    to apni ami se bari or choti khala ko kia kaho ge.

    Sardar:Teacher Bari vali ko "maxiMUM"

    or Choti vali ko "miniMUM".:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Larki K Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
    Sardar Kisi Larki K Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya

    Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
    Abhi Parh Rahi Hai...

    Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
    Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar at bar in New York
    Sardar at bar in New York.

    Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

    Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

    Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Sardarji were having dinner
    Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

    Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

    Sardar thinks "how poetic"

    Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ne ABC Seekh Li
    Sardar Ne ABC Seekh Li:

    A: Apple
    B: Bara Apple
    C: Chota Apple
    D: Doosra Apple
    E: Ek Hor Apple
    F: Fer Apple
    G: Ganda Apple
    H: Haraa Apple
    I: India Da Apple
    J: Jay’pur Da Apple
    K: Kharaab Apple
    L: Laal Apple
    M: Mitha Apple
    N: Nawan Apple
    O: Oooo…! Apple
    P: Paka Hya Apple
    Q: Queta Da Apple
    R: Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple
    S: Saada Apple
    T: Taqatwar Apple
    U: Unna Da Apple
    V: Veer Da Apple
    W: Wadda Apple
    X: X-Max Da Apple
    Y: Yar Da Apple
    Z: Zindabad Apple


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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