Raat ko chor aa gaye
Sardar: Kal Tumhare Mayke jane ke baad Raat ko chor aa gaye.
Unhone mujhe khub Peeta aur Murga bhi bana diya.
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Wife: To kya aapne shor nahi machaya.
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Sardar: Aray Shor To Darpok Machaya Kerty Hen.. ;-)
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