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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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First Aid
Doctor Sardar Se:
Tum Ny Is Admi Ko
Galay Me Rassi Bandh Ker Q Halaak Kiya.??
Sardar:
Janab Is K Seeny Per Saanp Ny Kaat Liya Tha
Aur Me Ny Parha Tha K
Jahan Saanp Ny Kata Ho
Us Se Thora Ooper Kas K Rassi Bandhni Chahiye.. :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Towel Kese Ganda Hota Hai
Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao.
Sardar: Pucho..
Pathan:
Sabun Se Nahany K Baad
Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir
Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.??
Sardar:
Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai
Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Get An Idea
Sardar Ny Apny Truck K Neechy
4 Logon Ko Daba Ker Maar Diya..
Judge: Tum Ny Sharab Bhi Nahi Pi Hui Thi
Aur
Tumhari in Logo Se Koi Dushmani Bhi Nahi Thi
Phir Tum Ny Unhen Q Mara..??
Sardar: Judge Sahab,
Get An Idea Walon Ny Kaha Tha K
Is Ring Tone K Liye 4 Dabaen
To Me Ny Daba Diye.. :-(
Hahahha
By:
Maha Abro
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7up Ka Jadoo
Dara Singh:
Darling 7up Pee Ker
Kuch Kerny Ka Bohat Mann Ker Raha Hai..
Wife Sharmate Huwe:
Ker Lo G..
Dara Singh:
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/((....Poooonn
_//,
Wife: Dur Fittay Munh.. :-(
Hahhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum
Dost: Yaar Mujhy Apni GF Ko Impress Kerna Hai,
Koi Acha Sa Chipku Shair Suna De..
Sardar: Theek Hai Sun..
Arz Kiya Hai..
Khushi Wo Cheez Hai Jis Se Gum Bhulaya Jata Hai..
Wah Wah..
Aur Gum Wo Cheez Hai
Mere Dost..
Jis Se
Lifafa Chipkaya Jata Hai.. :-D
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Sardar Ji Ghar Aye
Sardar Ji Ghar Aye To Un K Helmet Ka Sheesha Laal Ho Raha Tha..
Sab Ghar Waly Dekh Ker Ghabra Gaye.
Bhai Sahara De Ker GHar Me Laaye.
Begam Ny Jooty Utary Aur
Roty Huwe Pucha:
"Itna Sara Khoon Kese Nikla,
Kiya Aapka Accident Hua Hai?"
Sardar Ji Sharma Ker Boly:
"O Nai Yaar,
Asal Me Helmet Ki Adat Nahi Hai Na
Is Liye Paan Thookty Waqt Yaad Hi Nahi Raha K
Helmet Ka Sheesha Band Hai.." :-) :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Ufone
Sardar: Bari Nend Aa Rahi Hai,
Pata Nahi Us Ka Msg Kab Aye Ga??
..One Msg Receive..
Sardar Ny Khushi Khushi Msg Open Kiya
Ufone: Aby O Kanjoos Ki Aulad,
Hamara ULoan Wapas Ker Oye.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Mithai Ki Dukan
Pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Tum Ny Apni Mithai
Ki Dukan K Liye Kiya Kiya??
Sardar: O Yaar Me Ny Ek Eshtihar De Diya Hai.
Pathan: Kiya Likha??
Sardar: Ek Noker Ki Zarurat Hai
Jis Ko "Diabetes" Ho.. :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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