Jesicka's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Jesicka
Location: United States
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Member Since: 17 Sep 2007
About Jesicka:
Jussika The Great. Like fun fun fun and fun
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Jesicka
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Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,
Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin.....
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
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TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk:
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?".
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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LONG FLIGHT
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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CROCODILE BOOTS
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor: "What's the problem?".
Sardar: "I'm 2400 kms from home."
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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