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Latest Hindi Funny SMS:

  • Ek Minister Ki Biwi
    Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder
    Aur Sexy Thi.
    Ek Din Minister Ne Aisay Hi
    Patni Ko Bulaya Aur
    Pucha.

    Minister: Sach Sach Batao Tumne
    Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafai Ki
    Hai.....?.
    .
    .
    Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: Ji Sirf 3
    Baar.

    Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua
    K Chalo Itni Khubsoorat Hone Ke
    Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi
    Bewafai Ki, Fir Bhi Usne
    Pucha
    Minister: Kab Kab..?

    Patni: "Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka
    Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke
    Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi
    Thi”

    Minister: “Hmmm”

    Patni: “Agli Baar Jab Aap Jail Mein
    Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi Chances
    Na The
    To Judge Ke Pass Gayi Thi”

    Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar??"

    Patni Sharmate Hue:
    “Jab Aapko Sarkar
    Banani Thi Aur Aapke Paas 76 MLAs
    Kam The"...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Shaadiyan Aur
    Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3
    Rani
    Thi..
    .
    .
    Wife: To Kya..?
    .
    .
    Husband: To Me 2 Shaadiyan
    Aur
    Kar Sakta Hun....
    .
    .
    .
    Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna
    Hai?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli Dil Pe
    Le Leti Hai...;-)

    Hehehehe


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Baapu har Note pe
    Munna: Abey Cirkit ye Baapu har Note pe Hasta q he re.?

    Cirkit: Simple he Bhai,
    Agar Baapu Note me roega to Note Geela ho jayega...;-)

    ha ha ha ha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Arranged Marriage
    Arranged Marriage..:
    Rs.6,00,000 Shadi
    Rs.4,00,000 jewellry
    Rs.50,000
    Shadi kiRasme
    total
    Rs.10,50,000
    .
    .
    .
    Love Marriage..:
    Rs.100 ka Stamp paper
    Rs.20 Notary
    Rs.50 ki Varmaala
    Rs.20 ka Photo
    Total Rs.190
    Paisa apka
    Pasand apki
    Faisla apka
    Jago grahak jago
    Lover k sath Bhago..;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Kuch der baad Call karen
    Patni Apny Pati ko Maar Rahi Thi..

    Padosi: Q Maar rahi ho Bechare Pati ko?

    Patni:
    Koi Bechara nahi hai,
    Inko Call kiya to Ek Ladki Boli,
    "Aap Hamare Jis Grahak se
    Sampark karna chahte ho,
    Wo Abhi vyast hai,
    Kripaya kuch der baad Call karen"..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek ladKi Swarg me gyi
    Ek ladKi Swarg me gyi
    Bhagwan ne us se puchq kya chahiye tumhe ???
    .
    LadKi boli: Meri kisi Engineer se shadi krwa do
    .
    Bhagwan bolay: Beta pehle kisi Engineer ko swarg mein to aane do......
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Sudhar jaO Kamino Baat ab upar tak pahuch gayi hai..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Amitabh Mere Paas Rocket Hai
    Amitabh: Mere Paas Rocket Hai,

    Shurli Hai,

    Chakri Hai,

    Murga Bumb Hai,

    Anaar Hai,

    Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
    .
    .
    Shashi Kapoor:

    Mere Paas
    .
    .
    .
    MAA...Chis Hai...:-)

    Hahahah


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • NAYA GANPATI
    PATI:
    Kaash Me GANPATI Hota,
    Tum Meri Pooja Karti, Laddu Khilaati.

    PATNI:
    Kaash Aisa Hota,
    Phir Har Saal Visarjan Ke Baad
    Me NAYA GANPATI Laati...;-p :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Hunar Ki Qasam
    Mandir se Roz nai Chappal Pahen k aate ho,

    Muft ka Prasad bhi Jaib Bhar kar Laate ho,

    Aapko Aap k Huner ki Qasam, Batao

    Mera SMS kitno ko Bhej kar Naam Kamaate Ho..;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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