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These are the SMS / Jokes on Jeo & Jeenay Do Zardari! within the SMS / Text Messages category of Funny SMS; No need to introduce Mr. Asif Ali Zardari, everyone knows he's President Of Pakistan. There are a lot of changings happened in his period of Presidency. Many of Pakistanis and other country people likes him and many dislikes. So now a days he's also uses as a Noun in SMS Messages. You can also
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13 July 2009 se SMS Service ko F.I.A Cyber Crime Cell k Under main de diya gaya hai.
Aur Woh Har SMS ko chek kernegay. Jiske naam SIM hogi usi k naam pe FIR katay gi.
So Please Government k khilaaf koi bhi SMS send ya forward na karen.
Be Careful and Never forget.
Is link pe ja kar aap News chek kar saktay hain.
www.bbc.co.uk/urdu/pakistan/2009/07/090713_syber_crime_nj.shtml
ISLAMABAD: The government announced on Sunday that sending indecent, provocative and ill-motivated stories and text messages through e-mails and mobile telephone Short Messaging Service (SMS) was an offence under the Cyber Crime Act (CCA) and its violators could be sent behind bars for 14 years.
An official announcement by the interior ministry said that the government was launching a campaign against circulation of what it called ill-motivated and concocted stories through emails and text messages against civilian leadership and security forces.
www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/sci-tech/16-punishment-for-indecent-sms-and-emails-hs-03
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Protesting Kerry-Lugar Bill
1: Hamara Sadar Zardari 114 Arab USD ka malik hai.
2: Nawaz Sharif 104 Arab USD ka malik hai.
Jab k ham sirf 15 arab 10 years k lye America se bheek maang kar apna mulk dao per laga rahain hain.
Agar Zardari sb 114 ma se 15 Arab or Nawaz sharif 104 ma se sirf 15 arab is mulk ko de dain.
To hamain 20 saal tak bheek na mangna parey.
Forward it and keep protesting against Kerry-Lugar Bill...
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Pieces
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Question Paper in Year 2050
Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples.
5. Which Parts of Pakistan are not Yet sold to US?
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Funtoosh
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Aabadi Aur Wazeer - Geo Pak
China ki Aabadi: 1 Arab 35 Crore, 14 Wazeer.
India: 1 Arab 27 Crore, 32 Wazeer.
America: 32 Crore, 14 Wazeer.
Bartaniya: 13 Crore, 12 Wazeer.
Pakistan: 17 Crore, 96 Wazeer.
Geo Pakistan. :-)
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Dapper
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Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani
Pakistani Poem:
Mera T.V Hai Japani,
Or A.C Englistani,
Ghar Mai Bijlee Hai Na Paani,
Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani,
Mere Leadar Mun K Kaale,
Inke Zehnoo Me Hen Taale,
Dakoo Choor Lutere Saale,
Dil Me Inke Beimani,
Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani,
Tafreeh Gaahon Main Sannaty
Taleem Gaahon Main Dhamakay
Mere Logo Mai Nadani,
Meri Galyoun Me Chhai Weerani,
Phir Bhi Hum Hain Pakistani,
Aata Daal Nahi Tu Kya Hai
Main Khaalonga mayyat ki Biryani,
Sar Pe Mere Khaak uraani,
Meri Manzil Hai Anjani,
Yaaro Main Ho Pakistani.
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kala khan
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MULK JAL RAHA HAI
Gham-e-zindgi sunaon mera mulk jal rha hy,
Main khushi kahan se laon mera mulk jal rha hy,
Tmhen yeh gila hy mujh se k mizaj Q hain barhm,
Kaho kaise muskraon mera mulk jal rha hy,
Tmhen eid ki khushi hy mjhe yaad hy wo lekin,
Main ye kaise bhol jaon mera mulk jal rha hy,
Hy dagar dagar asarat' hy qadam qadam shahadat,
Sar-e-rah dagmagaon mera mulk jal rha hy,
Mera zkham zkhm seena to lahu lahu safina,
Main nishat kaise paon mera mulk jal rha hy.
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SAYYAM
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