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These are the SMS / Jokes on Jeo & Jeenay Do Zardari! within the SMS / Text Messages category of Funny SMS; No need to introduce Mr. Asif Ali Zardari, everyone knows he's President Of Pakistan. There are a lot of changings happened in his period of Presidency. Many of Pakistanis and other country people likes him and many dislikes. So now a days he's also uses as a Noun in SMS Messages. You can also Submit Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS Asif Ali Zardari SMS, benazir sms, musharaf sms, Nawaz sharif sms, Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS / Text Messages, geo aur jeenay do zardari, geenay do zardari.


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13 July 2009 se SMS Service ko F.I.A Cyber Crime Cell k Under main de diya gaya hai.

Aur Woh Har SMS ko chek kernegay. Jiske naam SIM hogi usi k naam pe FIR katay gi.

So Please Government k khilaaf koi bhi SMS send ya forward na karen. Be Careful and Never forget.

Is link pe ja kar aap News chek kar saktay hain.

www.bbc.co.uk/urdu/pakistan/2009/07/090713_syber_crime_nj.shtml


ISLAMABAD: The government announced on Sunday that sending indecent, provocative and ill-motivated stories and text messages through e-mails and mobile telephone Short Messaging Service (SMS) was an offence under the Cyber Crime Act (CCA) and its violators could be sent behind bars for 14 years.

An official announcement by the interior ministry said that the government was launching a campaign against circulation of what it called ill-motivated and concocted stories through emails and text messages against civilian leadership and security forces.

www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/sci-tech/16-punishment-for-indecent-sms-and-emails-hs-03


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Latest Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS:

  • Kon Ziyada Besharam Hai?
    Voting Is Must:

    Nargis Ziyada Besharam Hai Ya Zard@ri?

    If Nargis Then Add 1 into "N"

    And

    If Zard@ri Then Add 1 into "Z"



    N = 24
    Z = 98585937

    Add Kar K Fwd Karo.


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • 2009 Ka Urdu Qaida
    2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

    A for Apple
    B for Banana
    C for Cat
    D for Dog


    2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

    A for Aata
    B for Bijli
    C for Cheeni
    D for Dhamakey :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Protesting Kerry-Lugar Bill
    1: Hamara Sadar Zardari 114 Arab USD ka malik hai.
    2: Nawaz Sharif 104 Arab USD ka malik hai.

    Jab k ham sirf 15 arab 10 years k lye America se bheek maang kar apna mulk dao per laga rahain hain.

    Agar Zardari sb 114 ma se 15 Arab or Nawaz sharif 104 ma se sirf 15 arab is mulk ko de dain.

    To hamain 20 saal tak bheek na mangna parey.

    Forward it and keep protesting against Kerry-Lugar Bill...


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Meeting To End SMS Facility
    Breaking News:

    SMS Facility Khatam Karne K Liye Ijlaas Jari Hai.

    Ijlaas Main Shamil Hain.

    .
    .

    Faraz
    Pathan
    Sardar

    Aur

    "Ek Doggy"
    Sssshh.. Han Wohi Moonchon Wala. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Question Paper in Year 2050
    Question Paper in year 2050:

    1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.

    2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.

    3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.

    4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples.

    5. Which Parts of Pakistan are not Yet sold to US?


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Aabadi Aur Wazeer - Geo Pak
    China ki Aabadi: 1 Arab 35 Crore, 14 Wazeer.


    India: 1 Arab 27 Crore, 32 Wazeer.


    America: 32 Crore, 14 Wazeer.


    Bartaniya: 13 Crore, 12 Wazeer.


    Pakistan: 17 Crore, 96 Wazeer.


    Geo Pakistan. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani
    Pakistani Poem:

    Mera T.V Hai Japani,
    Or A.C Englistani,
    Ghar Mai Bijlee Hai Na Paani,
    Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani,

    Mere Leadar Mun K Kaale,
    Inke Zehnoo Me Hen Taale,
    Dakoo Choor Lutere Saale,
    Dil Me Inke Beimani,
    Yaro Mai Hon Pakistani,

    Tafreeh Gaahon Main Sannaty
    Taleem Gaahon Main Dhamakay
    Mere Logo Mai Nadani,
    Meri Galyoun Me Chhai Weerani,
    Phir Bhi Hum Hain Pakistani,

    Aata Daal Nahi Tu Kya Hai
    Main Khaalonga mayyat ki Biryani,
    Sar Pe Mere Khaak uraani,
    Meri Manzil Hai Anjani,
    Yaaro Main Ho Pakistani.


  By: kala khan   Send To Mobile
  • Paida Hua Shehbaz Shareef
    Arz Kya Hai:

    Barri Mushkil Se Paida Hua Shehbaz Shareef.

    Wah

    Barri Mushkil Se Paida Hua Shehbaz Shareef.



    Kyon K Ammi Aur Abbu K Beech Main Sota Tha Nawaz Shareef. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • MULK JAL RAHA HAI
    Gham-e-zindgi sunaon mera mulk jal rha hy,
    Main khushi kahan se laon mera mulk jal rha hy,
    Tmhen yeh gila hy mujh se k mizaj Q hain barhm,
    Kaho kaise muskraon mera mulk jal rha hy,
    Tmhen eid ki khushi hy mjhe yaad hy wo lekin,
    Main ye kaise bhol jaon mera mulk jal rha hy,
    Hy dagar dagar asarat' hy qadam qadam shahadat,
    Sar-e-rah dagmagaon mera mulk jal rha hy,
    Mera zkham zkhm seena to lahu lahu safina,
    Main nishat kaise paon mera mulk jal rha hy.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Samajh To Gaye Hogy Aap
    Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Kyon Sikha Rahy Hain?

    Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se Bhi Koi
    Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaye.


    Samajh To Gaye Hogy Aap. :-P


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
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