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These are the SMS / Jokes on Jeo & Jeenay Do Zardari! within the SMS / Text Messages category of Funny SMS; No need to introduce Mr. Asif Ali Zardari, everyone knows he's President Of Pakistan. There are a lot of changings happened in his period of Presidency. Many of Pakistanis and other country people likes him and many dislikes. So now a days he's also uses as a Noun in SMS Messages. You can also Submit Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS Asif Ali Zardari SMS, benazir sms, musharaf sms, Nawaz sharif sms, Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS / Text Messages, geo aur jeenay do zardari, geenay do zardari.


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13 July 2009 se SMS Service ko F.I.A Cyber Crime Cell k Under main de diya gaya hai.

Aur Woh Har SMS ko chek kernegay. Jiske naam SIM hogi usi k naam pe FIR katay gi.

So Please Government k khilaaf koi bhi SMS send ya forward na karen. Be Careful and Never forget.

Is link pe ja kar aap News chek kar saktay hain.

www.bbc.co.uk/urdu/pakistan/2009/07/090713_syber_crime_nj.shtml


ISLAMABAD: The government announced on Sunday that sending indecent, provocative and ill-motivated stories and text messages through e-mails and mobile telephone Short Messaging Service (SMS) was an offence under the Cyber Crime Act (CCA) and its violators could be sent behind bars for 14 years.

An official announcement by the interior ministry said that the government was launching a campaign against circulation of what it called ill-motivated and concocted stories through emails and text messages against civilian leadership and security forces.

www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/sci-tech/16-punishment-for-indecent-sms-and-emails-hs-03


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Latest Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS:

  • Ab ZARDARI Ki Bari Hai
    Jeet Chuke Ham Har Jang.

    Ab Ye Baazi Bhi Hmari Hai.

    Boht Zaleel Ho Chuka FARAZ.

    Ab ZARDARI Ki Bari Hai! :-)


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Samajh to Gaye Hogay
    Agar Jungle ka Baadshah Kutta Hota.
    To Jungle ka Nizam Kaisa Hota?

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    Simple Yaar!

    Jaisa Pakistan ka Hai.

    Samajh to Gaye Hogey. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Chehre Per Muskrahat
    Reporter Zardari Se:
    Aap K Chehre Per Har Waqt Muskrahat Hoti Hai,
    Is ka Kya Raaz Hai?


    Zardari: Main Pakistani Awam Par Hansta Hon.
    K
    Mujhe Sadar Kaise Bana Liya.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Dog in Search of Money
    Once Upon a Time, There was Dog.
    He was very Hungry.
    He Ran here and there in Search of Money.

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    Suddenly he Found

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    PAKISTAN

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    Han Bhai Wohi Wohi.


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Kuttay Ko Nikalna Hai
    Ek Kutta konwen me Gir Gaya Log konwen ko Paak Karne k Liye Molvi k pas Gaye to Molvi Ne kaha k 200 Balti Nikalo pak ho jaega.

    Magar kuch Din Bad Pani Se Phir Smell Aane Lagi log Dusry molvi k pas gae to usny 400 balti nikalne ko kaha.

    Magr same result.

    Phir log Teesre Molvi k pas Gaye to usny pucha k Kutta Konwen me hi he?

    Logon ne kaha Yes,

    Molvi bola pehly kutta to nikalo phr konwan pak hoga.

    Moral: Dosto hum ko bhi Pakistan kutte se pak krna he

    Samajh gaye na?


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Izzat Ko Daagh Laga Diya
    Bilawal to Zardari: DAD! Aapki Harkaton Ne to Khandaan ki Izzat par Daagh Laga Diya.



    Zardari: Ha ha ha! Beta Daagh to chala jayega.


    Par ye waqt Phir nahi Aayega. :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • Celebrating Topi Day
    Bijli Pe Topi

    Paani Pe Topi

    Aatay Pe Topi

    Cheeni Pe Topi


    Har Cheez Pe Topi Awam Ko Pehnai Hai Z@ardari Ne

    And Now He is Celebrating "Topi Day"

    Geo PPP Awam Ko Topi Pehna K.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Naya 2 ka Pahara
    2 Aikum 2
    Zardari Cheeni Do

    2 Dooni 4
    Sub Tumse Bezaar

    2 Tiya 6
    Sheytan k Bachy

    2 Choky 8
    Sub Kuch Kar Diya Barbad

    2 Panjey 10
    Ab Tu karle Bus

    2 Chikay 12
    Ab tu Mat Aana Dobara

    2 Satay 14
    Mulk ka Kar diya Soda

    2 Athey 16
    Mulk ka Bacha Bacha Bola

    2 Neem 18
    Pecha Chor de Hamara

    2 Dahaya 20
    Ab Tu Chala ja Khabees.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Nanhay Chor Ki Kahani
    "Nanhay Chor Ki Kahani"

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    Ek dafa ka Zikar hai Kisi Gaon me ek Ghareeb Khandan rehta tha Un k yahan ek Chor Paida hua, Pehly wo Choti Choti Choriyan karta tha, Phir Dakay Dalny Shuru kiye Phr.

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    Page no 500

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    Last Page

    Aur Aaj Woh Ek mulk Ka Sadar Hai. :-)

    The End


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Sadr-e-Pakistan Aarahy Hain
    Sadr-e-P@kistan Asif Zard@ri Tashreef La Rahe Hain.


    (\./)
    / " ) "? ----;";'\
    \,,/"( ,  420  ,) *
          //\\   //\\


    Hanso Mat Laat Maar k Aage Bhej do. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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