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These are the SMS / Jokes on Jeo & Jeenay Do Zardari! within the SMS / Text Messages category of Funny SMS; No need to introduce Mr. Asif Ali Zardari, everyone knows he's President Of Pakistan. There are a lot of changings happened in his period of Presidency. Many of Pakistanis and other country people likes him and many dislikes. So now a days he's also uses as a Noun in SMS Messages. You can also Submit Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS Asif Ali Zardari SMS, benazir sms, musharaf sms, Nawaz sharif sms, Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS / Text Messages, geo aur jeenay do zardari, geenay do zardari.


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13 July 2009 se SMS Service ko F.I.A Cyber Crime Cell k Under main de diya gaya hai.

Aur Woh Har SMS ko chek kernegay. Jiske naam SIM hogi usi k naam pe FIR katay gi.

So Please Government k khilaaf koi bhi SMS send ya forward na karen. Be Careful and Never forget.

Is link pe ja kar aap News chek kar saktay hain.

www.bbc.co.uk/urdu/pakistan/2009/07/090713_syber_crime_nj.shtml


ISLAMABAD: The government announced on Sunday that sending indecent, provocative and ill-motivated stories and text messages through e-mails and mobile telephone Short Messaging Service (SMS) was an offence under the Cyber Crime Act (CCA) and its violators could be sent behind bars for 14 years.

An official announcement by the interior ministry said that the government was launching a campaign against circulation of what it called ill-motivated and concocted stories through emails and text messages against civilian leadership and security forces.

www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/sci-tech/16-punishment-for-indecent-sms-and-emails-hs-03


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Latest Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS:

  • Woh Konsa KUTTA Hai
    Woh Konsa KUTTA Hai, Jis ki DUM Kati Hui Hai,
    Phir Bhi Dosray KUTTO Se Ziyada ZEHRILA Hai.

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    NO


    WRONG ANSWER

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    LALIT MODI
    (IPL Chairmain India)

    Please Forward MAXIMUM.


  By: Mohammad Iqbal   Send To Mobile
  • Roti, Kapra Or Makaan
    Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan Keh Kar Aaye Thay Faraz...

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    Cheeni, Aata Aur CNG Bhi Le Gaye.

    G.A Bhutto
    Rajj K Lutto. :-)


  By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan Mein Itni Mehangaai
    Pakistan Mein Itni Mehangaai

    Bad Amni

    Aur

    Hangama Aaraai
    K Bawajood

    Ager Aap
    Pur Sukoon Aur
    Pur Aman
    Pakistan Dekhna Chahte Hain
    Tou

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    P.T.V Lagayen ;-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan Chand Ka Tukra Hai
    Dunya Chaand Per jane K Liye Beytaab Hai.
    Hum Khush-Naseeb Hain k Zameen Per Rehty Huey Chaand Ka Maza Le Rahy Hain

    Ye PAKISTAN Nahi CHAAND ka Tukra Hai

    Aur Chaand Per
    Na Light Hoti Hai,
    Na Paani, Na Gas,
    Na Aata, Na Cheeni,

    So plz No Tension,
    Enjoy Your Life on Moon.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Roti Kapra Aur Makaan
    Ye Watan Pe Apni Jaan Kya Denge,


    Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kya Denge,


    Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,


    Woh Roti Kapra Aur Makaan Kya Denge.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Tarraqi Yafta Mumalik k Masle
    Tarraqi Yafta Mumalik k Masle:

    Pollution
    Global Warming
    Hyper Tension
    Public Health
    Alternative Fuel
    Forest and Trees
    Green House Gases
    U.V Rays
    Ozone Layer

    Hamarey Masle:
    Aata, Cheeni, Bijli,
    Gas, CNG, Daal, Pani,
    Bills, Corruption.

    Kal Bhi Aur Aaj Bhi.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Ik KUTTA Mochun Wala Tha
    Ding Dong Remix:

    Ik KUTTA Mochun Wala Tha,
    Jo Mazy Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha,
    Ding Dong, Ding Dong

    KUTTAY Ne JaiL Mae Socha K,
    Bibi Ko Dengey Dhoka,
    Aur Bibi Ko Marain Gay GoLi,
    Or Khayengey Mazy Se Mulk Ko,
    Ding Dong, Ding Dong

    Per Supreme Court Barri Siyani Thi,
    Aur KUTTAY Ki Shamat Aani Thi,
    NRO Ko Nikaal Diya,
    Aur KUTTAY ko PATTA Daal dia,

    Phr Qoam ne Gaya Yehi Song,
    Ding Dong , Ding Dong


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Institute Of Corruption & Management
    Admissions Open.

    Zardari Institute Of Corruption & Management (ZICM)

    Offers Degrees In,


    MSc: (Masters in Social Crimes)

    M.I.T: (Masters In Theft)

    M.C.S: (Masters in Corruption Sciences)


    Also 6 Month Diplomas In,
    10% Commission Management
    Advanced Robbery
    Safe Account Transferring
    Advance Corruption Techniques

    Extended Lectures By,
    Prof Dr Asif Ali Zardari. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Nahi Chahiye Hume Aisi GOVT
    New Year ka Pehla Day (Strike),
    New year ka Pehla Gift
    "Gas ki Qeemat Mai 18% Izafa"

    Pehly Bomb se mar rahay thay ab Bhook Se Marengey.
    Aakhr kub tak Bardasht Karengy?
    Kub tak?

    Kia PAK PAKISTAN isi liye Bana tha?
    Kia AZAADI isi liye hasil ki thi??

    "KHUDARA AB TO JAG MUSALAMAN"

    Nahi Chahiye Hume Aisi GOVT.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Rakhwali k Liye Kutta
    American Citizen:

    Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye KUTTA Rakhte Hain.




    Pakistani Citizen:

    Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai.

    "Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai." :-)


  By: SMS Bucket   Send To Mobile
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