Kuttay Ko Nikalna Hai
Ek Kutta konwen me Gir Gaya Log konwen ko Paak Karne k Liye Molvi k pas Gaye to Molvi Ne kaha k 200 Balti Nikalo pak ho jaega.
Magar kuch Din Bad Pani Se Phir Smell Aane Lagi log Dusry molvi k pas gae to usny 400 balti nikalne ko kaha.
Magr same result.
Phir log Teesre Molvi k pas Gaye to usny pucha k Kutta Konwen me hi he?
Logon ne kaha Yes,
Molvi bola pehly kutta to nikalo phr konwan pak hoga.
Moral: Dosto hum ko bhi Pakistan kutte se pak krna he
Samajh gaye na?
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