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Kuttay Ko Nikalna Hai



Ek Kutta konwen me Gir Gaya Log konwen ko Paak Karne k Liye Molvi k pas Gaye to Molvi Ne kaha k 200 Balti Nikalo pak ho jaega.

Magar kuch Din Bad Pani Se Phir Smell Aane Lagi log Dusry molvi k pas gae to usny 400 balti nikalne ko kaha.

Magr same result.

Phir log Teesre Molvi k pas Gaye to usny pucha k Kutta Konwen me hi he?

Logon ne kaha Yes,

Molvi bola pehly kutta to nikalo phr konwan pak hoga.

Moral: Dosto hum ko bhi Pakistan kutte se pak krna he

Samajh gaye na?



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