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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • DAD To Son
    DAD To Son

    Dad:Son Y Do U Look So Upset?

    Son:I Cant Tell U Dad

    Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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    Son: Yaar Teri Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gai Hai.. ;-p ;-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Me Soch Raha Hun
    Pappu: Ammi Me Soch Raha Hun K Shadi Ker Lun..
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    Ammi: Puttar Jab Tu Soch Lena to
    1 Pao Dahi Aur 1 Kilo Tinday Le Aana.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Upset kyun lag rahe ho
    Wife: I love you baby..
    Husband(softly): I love you too.

    Wife: Aise kyun bola.??
    Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha..

    Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..
    Husband: Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..

    Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec me tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
    Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas..

    Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has k pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??
    Husband: (pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?

    Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga!!
    Husband: (trying to act smart) Tumhe hua kya hai!! kis baat pe upset ho?? Batao!!

    Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai!!
    Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!!

    Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!!
    Husband: (fully crashed) Hua kya hai, ye to bata do..

    Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..
    Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?..

    Wife: i want Divorce..
    Husband: Hmmmm ok?..

    Wife: Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
    Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..

    Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, me khud chali jaati tumhari life se..
    Husband: (apne baal pakad kar) Mujhe meri galti to bata do..

    Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab me chali jaungi..
    Husband: Acha, to me wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..

    Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..??
    Husband: Ab kya hospital me admit ho jaun serious hone k liye?..

    Wife: Go to hell..!!
    Husband: Dont call me again?..

    AFTER 3 HOURS..

    Wife: Tumhe pata hai na me tumhare bina nahi reh sakti Janu, sorry I love you my Baby..
    Husband: (Sab bhool kar) Acha, I love you too.

    Wife: Upset kyun lag rahe ho?.. ;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Wife Is Always Right
    Husband: Aaj Sabzi Me Namak Ziyada Hai.

    Wife: Namak Poora Hai,
    Aaj Sabzi Kam Thi.. ;-)

    Moral:
    Wife Is Always Right.. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Be Positive
    Teacher: (Be Positive)
    Hamesha kaho k Mujhe sab Pata hai..

    Pappu (at home):
    Papa Mujhe sab pata hai..

    Papa: Beta ye le Rs.50
    Aur chup rehna..
    Aunty to bas milne aati hai..
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    Pappu: Mummy Mujhe sab pata hai..
    Mummy : Beta ye le Rs.100
    aur chup rehna..
    Ramu kaka to bas room saaf
    karne aate hen...
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    Pappu: Ramu Kaka Mujhe sab pata
    hai...
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    Ramu kaka: Aray Wah, Phir
    Apne Baap k Galey nahi lagega
    kya?? ;-) :-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Paida hone se pehle
    KID: Mom kya Aapne Mujhe
    Paida hone se pehle dekha tha ?

    Mom: Nhi to !

    KID : To phir Paida hone ke baad,
    Aapne Mujhe Pechana kese? ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Why r u weeping
    BACCHA Ro raha tha,

    Papa ne Pucha:
    "Why r u weeping?
    Tell me, I Am Ur friend"
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    Baccha: Kuch nahi Yaar.!
    Horlicks zyada Maang liya to
    Teri Item ne Baja Dala.. ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa ne
    Husband: Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa ne Banaya hai kya ?

    Wife: Haan.....
    Lekin Tumhe Kese Pata chala ?

    Husband: Roz Khaane me Kaale Baal nikalte the.,,
    Aaj Sufaid Nikle Hen.. ;-p ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Darr
    Pappu: Dad Aapko Pata chale k
    Me 1st Division me Pass hua to
    Aap ko kesa lage ga.. ??
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    Dad: Me to Khushi se Pagal ho jaunga..
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    Pappu:
    Basss, Isi Darr se Me Fail ho gaya.. ;-p ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Film Sholay
    Pati- Patni Film Sholay dekh kar
    Ghar aaye to Pati ne
    Romantic Mood me Patni se kaha:

    "Nach Basanti Nach"
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    Tabhi Unka Chota Beta bola:

    "Is Kutte k Samne Mat Nachna Mummy"..;-p ;-)

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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