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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Hum Ameer Hony Walay Hen
    Shoher: Begam Hum Ameer Hony Walay Hen..

    Bivi: Such Wo Kese..??

    Shoher: Me Ny Tumhara 5 Lakh Ka Beema Keraya Hai,
    Ab Tum Jab Chaho Mujhy Ameer Bana Sakti Ho.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Wife Ghusse Se
    Wife Ghusse Se: Tum Se Ziyada To Kutta Wafadar Hai..
    .
    .
    Husband Muskuraty Huwe:

    To Phir Apni Saarhiyan Bhi
    Usi Kuttay Se Mangwa Lena.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bacha Jab Paida Hua To
    Bacha Jab Paida Hua To Bohat Hans Raha Tha..

    Nurse: Q Hans Rahy Ho..??

    Bachay Ny Family Planning Ki Goliyan Nurse Ko Dete Huwe Kaha:

    "Papa Se Kehna,
    Don Ko Rokna Mushkil Hi Nahi
    NaMumkin Bhi Hai.." ;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Software Engineer
    Baap: Ek Juicer Sahi Nahi kar sakta,
    kya fayda hua 7 lakh kharch kar K Parhany ka?

    Pappu: Lekin Papa, Me to Software Engineer hun.

    Baap: Bas Ab Behas Mat kar,
    Mera to Dil Hi Tor Diya Tu Ny.. :-(

    Hhaaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Girlfriend kya hoti hai
    Beta: Papa, Ye Girlfriend kya hoti hai?

    Papa: Jab Tum Bade ho k Ache Ladke
    banoge to Tumhe bhi 1 Milegi.
    .
    Beta: Agar Achha Ladka nhi bana to?
    .
    Papa: To Phir Bohut Milengi.. ;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Buri Baat
    Beta: Ammi Ji, Agar Koi Shakhs
    Deewar K Sath Seerhi Laga Ker
    Padosiyon K Ghar Jhank Raha Ho To Kiya Kerna Chahiye??
    .
    Ammi: Ye To Bohat Buri Baat Hai,
    Agar Tum Kisi Ko Aisa Kerty Dekho To Seerhi Khench Lena..
    .
    .
    Beta Masumyat Se:
    Ji Mene Aisa Hi Kiya Tha,
    Ab Daddy Neechay Giray Huwe Hen,
    Chal Ker Unhen Utha Len.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aqal ki zarurat hai
    Beta: Papa, Mujhe 50 rupay de do.
    Papa: Tujhe Rupyon ki nahi,
    Aqal ki zarurat hai.

    Beta: Magar Me Aap se Wohi to Mangunga,
    Jo Aapke Pass hoga.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Jahan Se Dhoka Mily
    Kehty Hen K Aadmi Ko
    Ek Baar Jahan Se Dhoka Mily
    Wahan Kabhi Nahi Jana Chahiye,,

    Per Kiya Karen K
    Aadmi Ko "Susral"
    To Jana Hi Parta Hai..!

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Self Control
    Self Control...

    Ek Din Shoher Apni
    Sugar Ki Mareeza Bivi Se Bola:
    "Begam, Self Control to Koi Tum Se Seekhy."

    Bivi Khush Ho Ker:
    Wo Kese??

    Shoher:
    Tumhary Jism Me Itni
    Sugar Hai Magar
    Majal Hai Zuban Per Zara Bhi Aati Ho.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Khana Kha Liya hai
    Wife: Khana Kha Liya hai??

    Husband: Khana Kha Liya hai??

    Wife: Aap Se Pucha Hai..

    Husband: Aap Se Pucha Hai..

    Wife: Meri Naqal Ker Rahy Hen.?

    Husband: Meri Naqal Ker Rahy Hen.?

    Wife: Chalo Shopping Per Chalen..!

    Husband: Haan, Kha Liya Hai Khana.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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