Lo Daso
*Woke Up*
*looking Awkwardly at Everyone*
Mom: Uth gaya?
Me: Haanji
Mom: Sharam nahi aati,
Itni late uthata hai,
Itna Mota ho gaya ho hai,
Tere Dost Tujhe Chidhate nhi hai kya?
*After Taking Bath*
Mom: Beta Breakfast karlena,
Lo Parantha.
Me: *Eats 1, eats 2, eats 3*
Mom: Aajkal Tu Khana theek se nahi khata,
Dubla ho jayega to log kya kahenge...;-)
Hahaha
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