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Self Control



Self Control...

Ek Din Shoher Apni
Sugar Ki Mareeza Bivi Se Bola:
"Begam, Self Control to Koi Tum Se Seekhy."

Bivi Khush Ho Ker:
Wo Kese??

Shoher:
Tumhary Jism Me Itni
Sugar Hai Magar
Majal Hai Zuban Per Zara Bhi Aati Ho.. ;-)

Hahahaha



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