Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh
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Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh
Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.
Man : i agree.(After the operation)
Dr : l'm sorry but l've removed 90% of your brain by mistake.
Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.
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