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Little Girl And A Cop

There Is A Little Girl On A Bike And A Cop On A Horse.

Cop: Did You Get That Bike From Santa?

Girl: Yes.

Cop: Next Year Ask Santa For Some Reflectors
"The Cop Gave Her A $5 Fine"

Girl: Hey Cop, Did Santa Get You That Horse For Christmas?

Cop: Yes.

Girl: Tell Santa Next Year
Put The Dick On The Bottom Of The Horse, Not The Top.


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