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A very nice collection of cool sms and jokes, cool and funny sms messages and cool sms text messages in roman urdu, english, and hindi. Share these cool jokes and cool sms with your friends and loved ones. You can also submit cool jokes here.

Latest Cool Jokes:

  • sardar prayers
    a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours
    hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade
    after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says:
    oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le


  By: aleenakhan   Send To Mobile
  • sister da munda huya.
    Bush:Meri sister da munda huya.
    musharraf: Mubarak ho.
    Bush:par afsoos di gal a.
    musharraf: ki?
    bush:baap da pata nahi.
    musharraf: koi gal nai,Osama pa dal do!


  By: aleenakhan   Send To Mobile
  • Kajol,”
    Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
    She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

    Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
    He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”


  By: aleenakhan   Send To Mobile
  • A jutt in Karachi
    A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account.
    he took one form and went to Islamabad.
    do u know why?
    Because in the form he read!
    "write in capital"


  By: aleenakhan   Send To Mobile
  • sardar:
    sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
    freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
    sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
    aur thande pani se naha liya


  By: aleenakhan   Send To Mobile
  • ek murgi
    ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
    mere bache naik niklain
    to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
    dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
    tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
    aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
    k main etqaf main betha hoon.


  By: aleenakhan   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Sms Rozana keeps u tawana
    Ager ho Udass tu gaoo koi Gana,
    Ager lagi hai Bhook tu khao Tum Khana,
    Ager ho Beemar tu karo aik Sms Rawana,
    Kyun k aik Sms Rozana,
    Rakhay Tandrust aur Tawana.:D


  By: Rumesa   Send To Mobile
  • NOT A Male?
    Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
    _______I M NOT A Male.
    Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.


  By: Funster   Send To Mobile
  • SELFISH
    A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
    Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH


  By: Funster   Send To Mobile
  • Kids start to grow up
    How do u know when kids start to grow up?
    Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!


  By: Funster   Send To Mobile
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