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Lakhon rupaye
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
By:
Dapper
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Saala
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
By:
Dapper
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Profit n loss
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
By:
Dhump
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Bill
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.
By:
Master Mind
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Getting married
Hi, dont b surprised, im getting married next month, there willb a small party & only few people'll b invites!
Dont bring any gift k? just bring SOMEONE 2 MARRY ME!!
By:
Master Mind
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Mistake
Winter Comes Again And Again ... Summer Comes Again And Again ... But A Person Like U Never Comes Again, Cuz God Never Makes The Same Mistake Again And Again!
By:
Lucky
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UNBELIEVABLE
HUMANS fall in love, that's normal...........COWS eat grass, that's ok........BUT when........MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!.....STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!
By:
Master Mind
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