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A very nice collection of cool sms and jokes, cool and funny sms messages and cool sms text messages in roman urdu, english, and hindi. Share these cool jokes and cool sms with your friends and loved ones. You can also submit cool jokes here.

Latest Cool Jokes:

  • Pretty ugly
    MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.
    What do u think, Peter?

    PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
  • Prayers Before Eating
    Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

    Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
  • My Lord
    Wakeel: My Lord! Qanoon ki kitab k safha no 15 k mutabiq merey moaqal ko ba izzat bari kia jae.

    Judge: Kitab paish ki jae.

    Judge ne safha no 15 khola tu us mein Rs.25000 they.
    Judge: Is tarah k 2 saboot aur paish keay jaen.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Do U drink?
    "Do U drink?" Girl's father inquired of his prospective Son-in-Law.

    Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation...


  By: Pretty Woman   Send To Mobile
  • Boht buri baat hoti hai
    Yar jaldi bahar aa mai gate pe khara hoon
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    Kisi ko is tarah bol kar tang nhi karna chahiye

    Boht buri baat hoti hai:->


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Life ko kaun zyada
    Life ko kaun zyada achga bana sakte hai GirlFriend or wife? ? ? ? ? ?


    Dono hi! Bas kisi dusre ki hone chiaye.


  By: Sajan Shahbaz   Send To Mobile
  • Kash life aisi hoti yaar
    Kash life aisi hoti yaar,
    Monday ko dosti,
    Tuesday ko Ikrar,
    Wednesday ko pyar,
    Thursday ko intzar,
    Friday ko shadi,
    Saturdy ko talaq,
    Sunday ko rest,
    Monday ko next.


  By: Singh Is King   Send To Mobile
  • Ek murgi aur uske teen bache
    Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.

    Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.

    Paanch kaise?
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    Socho Socho …
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    Kaise Hua?
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    Aur Jara Socho
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    Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.


  By: vPaki   Send To Mobile
  • Life Style
    Life Style

    Agar koi tumhian paththar mary.

    To tum par farz hai k

    Tum us par phool phenko,

    Lekin

    Gamlay Sameet.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • wah.wah
    bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh
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    bakri ne mara jo bakre ko singh

    to bakra b mare ga bakri ko singh


  By: Shah Khan   Send To Mobile
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