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  • Great Sayings
    Great Sayings
    "This Life is Too short Even to Get "Jaali Degree"
    I Don't know How People Find Time to Get An "Original Degree"

    William Z@rdari.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • S0me idi0t say
    S0me idi0t say:

    "Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"

    but n0b0dy knows the fact that:

    "Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • AM I CUTE
    "AM I CUTE? TEST"

    'Call Me'-If I'm Cute.
    'Miss Call-If I'm Gorgeous.
    'Text Back-If I'm Pretty.
    'Text A Joke'-If I'm Charming.
    'Just Ignore'-If U'r Jealous.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Hm ne kisi ko coffee shop me dekha
    Hm ne kisi ko coffee shop
    me dekha
    BoHT
    Attractive
    Graceful
    Intelligent
    Very Smart
    Decent
    More like a Celebrity.

    Hm Qareeb gye



    Oh God
    ye"Sheesha"b na;-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Value the people who touched your life,
    Value the people who touched your life,
    And you never know when
    They will be out of your life

    And never come back
    So
    take care of me warna phir kehty phiro gy

    Behti hawa sa tha woh,
    Urti patang sa tha woh,
    Kahan gya usy dhundho..


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • A sweet story
    A sweet story

    Once a girl asked a boy: Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc. Bt nothing to meaure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why?

    Boy thought for a while, took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes and said......




    dekho dimagh mt khao.. Already physics mai fail hun :p


  By: pyaasapani   Send To Mobile
  • ~THE FACTS I BET YOU HAVE NEVER KNOWN~
    ~THE FACTS I BET YOU HAVE NEVER KNOWN~

    ~ Of the entire human body, around 3 pounds of the weight is microbial life

    ~The germs in feces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper. so its better to wash than to rub

    ~Human eyes contain a blind spot. The brain fills in with surrounding detail and with information from the other eye, so the blind spot is not normally perceived.

    ~When tickled, rats laugh.

    ~Adolf Hitler had four relationships . Of those relationships, all four women attempted suicide at least once, and two succeeded

    ~The fastest thing in the universe is not the light,its a particle named TACHYON its slowest speed is equal to that of light


  By: pyaasapani   Send To Mobile
  • How To Kill A Girl?
    How To Kill A Girl?

    Give her a Beautiful Dress

    Nice Jewelery

    Costly Cosmetics.

    Then lock her in a Room without a Mirror.

    Tarap Tarap K Mar Jayegi. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Know About Chemistry
    Sir: What Do You Know About Chemistry?

    Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorine, Florin, Shirin,
    Nausheen, Farheen, Ambreen, Samreen, Afreen, Yasmeen, Nasrin... :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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