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Kal Kyon Nahi aai thi?



Teacher 2 Girl : Tu kal kion nahi aayi thi........?

Girl: sir kal mainu tattian lagiyan c.....!!!

Teacher: Ae Kehri Wadi Gal hai.......

Sade Tattay Lage Ne..... Asi Ta Roz Aande Hain....



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