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• Little boy 2 his father
  Little Boy: Dad how was i born?
  
  Dad:
  Well son your MOM&I got together at YAHOO
  
  we setup data via E-mail & met in
  
  cybercafe Your MoM agree 2 download from
  
  my hard drive . just when i was abt 2
  
  upload . We discovered that none of us
  
  installed firewall. IT was 2 late 2 hit
  
  Delet.
  
  9Months later a pop up apeard
  
  "U GOT A MALE"


  Category: Adult SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Agar Dil ko aanda egg kehtey
  Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to films k naam aisay hote
  
  Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
  Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
  Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
  Aandy waale Bread le jayienge....


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• teri judai me neend urti hai
  BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
  HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,
  
  
  GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
  VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Elephant ka Neaker
  Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
  Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa pehnay gaa kia??
  Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay.
  


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Mushraf ki niyat
  Mushraf ki niyat
  
  "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
  
  6 rocket fire farz.
  
  Wasty bUSH uncle k.
  
  Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"
  
  ALLAH-O-AKBAR.


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Aare o sambha yeh sms padhnewala insaan
  Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
  
  Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Sometimes My eyes get jealouse
  Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
  You Know Why?
  Bcoz.....
  You Always Remain close to my HEART
  n far from my EYES.


  Category: Flirt SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Too many stars in the sky
  Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!


  Category: Flirt SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Tulips in my garden
  There are Tulips in my garden,
  
  there are Tulips in the park
  
  but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!


  Category: Flirt SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Aap Genius
  Aap genius
  
  Aap sweet
  
  Aap intelligent
  
  Aap smart
  
  or SUB k Dear
  .
  .
  Ban saktey hain agar aap MUJHEY follow karen....!


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• US say PIYAR kia
  Aik sher arz hai...
  
  menay us say PIYAR kia .
  us k bap na mujhay bohat peta...
  
  
  
  menay us say PIYAR kia, us k bap na mujhay bohat peta...
  .
  .
  .
  .
  SIN THETA by COS THETA equal to
  TAN THETA.


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• MOLVI
  Molvion ki bus ja rahi thi,1 ne kaha jab b rasty may larki nazar aye to ASTAGH FIRULHA Parhna Kafider bad 1 ne ASTAGHFAR Kaha .Baqi bolay
  
  KITHAY?


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