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Janjoo's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Janjoo
Location: On the Mars
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Member Since: 13 Nov 2007

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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Janjoo


  • Balance Low
    Subah shaam teri yaad aavey hai,
    Sari raat jagave hai,
    Kerne ko to ker len call tumhain,
    Per Customer Center ki woh larki,
    Bar bar balance low batave hai.


    •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • NAHANA
    Haqeeqat samjho ya fasana,
    Apna samjho ya begana,
    Hamara aapka rishta hai purana,
    Is liye farz tha aapko batana,
    k Sardi aa gayi hai,
    Magar plz chor mat dena "NAHANA"


    •   Category: Urdu Text Insults   Send To Mobile  
  • Kuch bhi nahi
    Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha,
    Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain!
    Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi andar ja ker apni bhabhi k dekh.


    •   Category: Adult SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Sharam kero
    Allah ne tumhain paida kya k tum uski ibadat kero,
    Rozay rakho,
    Namaz parho,
    Quran parho,
    Deeni kitaben parho,
    per tum
    SMS parh rahe ho.
    Sharam kero.


    •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • 6 Fingers
    Master: Beta batao tumhare hath main kitni unglian hain?
    Bacha: 6(Six)
    Master: Haramzade kitni baar kaha hai k hath chadi main daal ker nahi gina ker...!


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