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Total Comment posted in Urdu Funny SMS: 716
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Urdu Funny SMS was last updated on: 7/27/2010 5:08:08 PM
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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Aik Surgeon Ne Operation
Aik Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation K Liey 5 Lakh Fees Mangi
To Mareez Bola: Sahab Itne Paison Mein To Aik Nai Car Aa Jae Gi.
Surgeon: Wohi To Leni Hai.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: naveed samoo
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Khuda K Naam Pe 10 Rupee
Faqeer To Lady:
Khuda k Naam pe baji mujhe 10 rupe de do
Varna mujhe 1 Aisa khofnaak kaam karna parega
Jis k khayaal se hi meri ruh kanp jati hai
Aur mere rongte khare ho jate hain
Lady khofzada ho k 10 rupe deti hai
Aur darte darte puchti hai koun sa kaam baba?
Faqeer: Mehnat, Mazduri.
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Memon Ki Biwi Mar Gai
1 Memon Subha so k Utha
Yo dekha k uski BV Mar Gai Hai.
Wo Foran Kitchen me Gaya
Aur Apni Beti ko Gale Laga Kar Rony laga
Aur Bola
"1 ka Nashta Kam Banana" :-)
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Dhump
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Meri ROTI Mat PAKANAAAAA
Aik Sheikh 8th Floor se Neeche Gira,
Girte huay Kitchen ki Window k Paas Phoncha
To apni B.V ko Dekh k Chillaya
Farhana
Meri ROTI Mat PAKANAAAAA. :-)
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Gaindan Hala Gujraa
BREAKING NEWS: FIFA has announced 2018 Worldcup in Pakistan
Naseebo laal will sing the official song...
"GAINDAAN HALA GUJRAAA"
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Funtoosh
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Chaddi Thek Se Nahi Dhoi
Dhobi Ne 1 Admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nahi Dhoyi,
Admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji
"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"
Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja
"CHOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: Funtoosh
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye
1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi
"Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De"
Pata Hai Kya Hua?
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Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.
Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye. :-)
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Tumhary Paas kya Hai?
RICH Man: Aaj mere pas 14 Cars, 18 bikes,
4 Banglows, 3 Farmhouse hain,
TUMHARE Paas kya hai?
POOR Man: Mere Pas Beta hai,
Jiski Girlfriend Teri Beti Hai. :-)
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li
Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li,
Jaib Se Cigrette, Gutka, Naswar Katrina Kaif Ki Tasaweer
Aur Girls K Numbers Baramad Hoye.
Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor Ghuse Me Cheekha:
Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab Kuch?
Beta Rotay Hoye: Abba Main Ne To Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai. :-)
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Ek Dafa Commitment kar Lon
Main Ek Dafa Commitment kar loon to phir apne aap ki bi nhi sunta,
2 dafa karloon to apne baap ki bi nhi sunta,
3 dafa karloon to sala meri koi nhi sunta...
Posted in: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Comments Posted in Urdu Funny SMS at this Page:
sana says:
( Wednesday, July 21, 2010 )
i like funny sms
Asad Ali says:
( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
LOVE 4 ALL HATE 4 NONE
Ajit says:
( Saturday, July 17, 2010 )
Aankho me arman diya karate hai,
Ham sabki Neend Chura liya karate hai,
Ab jab jab aapki palke Zukengi,
Samaj lena ham aapko yaad kiya karate hai.
fairy says:
( Saturday, July 17, 2010 )
mujay funny sms bohat achay lagty hai plz mjy achay achay mail kray
thanx
Muhammad Akbar says:
( Saturday, July 17, 2010 )
i like this sms
zahid says:
( Monday, July 12, 2010 )
yeh website
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achi hay
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haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa
sanam says:
( Friday, July 09, 2010 )
really very funny sms
sanam says:
( Friday, July 09, 2010 )
hi i m sanam
Azamali says:
( Thursday, July 08, 2010 )
'Adaab Arz hai
LAgta hai Mosam kafi
sard hai
Per Dosto ko $m$ kerny
m kya harj hai
Ap ko $m$ bhejna mera
fraz hai
Q K ap ka Number mery
Mobile m darj hai
Ye $m$ type kerty kerty
meri ungliyon m dard hai
Jan lo Ay Dost mera ye
$m$ ap per Qarz hai
Es Qarz ko kitny $m$ ker
k Chukana hai ye Sochna
Ab Apka Fraz hai...
ali m samoo says:
( Thursday, July 08, 2010 )
waqt pas karnay k liye ghalib ye site achacha hay q k mery nindh tu urr gae
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