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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • ADVANCE VERSION
    Ek Shoher Ki Dukh Bhari Feryad..

    I Tried To Download
    "Blue Whale Game".

    Attention Message Came..
    .
    .
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    ERROR 902:
    "YOU ARE MARRIED,
    YOU ARE ALREADY PLAYING THE
    ADVANCE VERSION OF THIS GAME..
    CAN'T INSTALL BLUE WHALE".. :-D :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Paro Ny Kaha
    Maa Ny Kaha "Facebook Chor Do"
    .
    Papa Ny Kaha "Night Pakg Chor Do"
    .
    Doston Ny Kaha "Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do"
    .
    Paro Ny Kaha "DEW Pina Chor Do"
    .
    Ek Din Aayega Jab Girlfriend K Bachy Bolengy
    "Mamu Ab To Hamari Mummy Ka Picha Chor Do" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Last Task
    Husband:
    Idhar Udhar Fuzool Q Ghoom Rahi Ho?
    Is Se Acha Hai K
    "Blue Whale Game" Hi Khel Lo.. :-)

    Wife:
    Me Bachpan Se Khel Rahi Hun.
    Tum Se Shadi Mera
    "Last Task" Tha.. :-D

    hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sheikh Ko Khuwab Me
    Ek Sheikh Ko Khuwab Me
    Bohat Sari Larkiyan Jutay Maar Rahi Thin..

    Wo Ek Haftay Tak Bank Nahi Gaya
    QK
    Wahan Likha Tha K,

    "Hum Aap K Khuwabon Ko
    Haqeeqat me Badal Sakty Hen" :-)

    Hahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Baal Choty Ker Do
    Admi Naai Se:
    Bhai Baal Choty Ker Do.

    Naai:
    Janab Kitny Choty Kerun??

    Admi:
    Itny K Meri Bivi K Hathon
    Me Na Aa Saken.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sheikh Dhobi se
    Sheikh Dhobi se:
    Istri ke Kitne Paisy Logay?

    Dhobi: 15 Rupay

    Sheikh Ny 15 Rupay Rakhy Aur
    Istri Utha ker Bhaag Gaya.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Girl Friend k Paas
    Kiya Aapki Girl Friend k Paas Ye Sab Hai..?
    ?
    Sulagta Jism
    Nashili Aankhen
    Kapkapate Hont
    Thartharata Badan

    Agar Hai
    To Usko
    DENGI VIRUS Hai..
    Foran Doctor K Paas
    Le Jao &
    TAKE CARE.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ghar Ya Jail
    Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya
    Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha..

    Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha:
    TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K
    Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho,
    Itni Dair Kahan Thy.??

    Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur
    Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki
    Taraf Chal Para.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bus Driver Ki Seat
    Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechy Likhi Hui Khubsurat Line:

    "Agar RAB Ny Chaha To
    Manzil Tak Pohncha Dunga,,
    Aur Agar
    Aankh Lag Gai To RAB Se Hi Milwa Dunga" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Shareef Larka
    Lady:
    Mujhe Koi Aisi Sabzi do Jiske 7 Faayde Hon.

    Sabzi Wala: Ye Lo Madam Gajar.
    1: Pasand aaye to Alu Matar k sath paka lena Warna,
    2: Juice bana k pi sakti ho. Nahi to,
    3: Salad bana sakti ho. Ye bhi na karo to,
    4: Gajrela bana lena. Nahi to,
    5: Chinese noodles me daal lena. Aisa bhi nahi to phir,
    6: Murabba bana sakti ho.Ye bhi na ho to,
    7: Achaar bana lena..
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    .
    .
    .
    Beta Jo Tu Dhoond Raha Hai Wo Nahi Milega.

    Post Dekh Kis Shareef Larky ne ki Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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