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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Aqalmand Beta
    Ek Admi K 3 Bety Thy..
    Ek Engineer, Ek Doctor,
    Aurt Ek Banker Tha..
    .
    Us Ny Marty Waqt Wasiyyat
    Ki K Mere Marny K Baad
    Meri Qabar Me Tum Teeno
    1,1 Lakh Rupy Rakh Dena..
    .
    Engineer Bety Ny Hazar Rupy
    Wali Gaddi Qabar Me Rakh Di.
    .
    Doctor Bety Ny 5 Hazar K
    20 Note Qabar Me Rakh Diye.
    .
    Jab Banker Bety Ki Bari Aai
    To Us Ny Qabar Me Pary
    2 Lakh Rupy Uthaye Aur
    3 Lakh Ka Cheque Kaat Ker
    Wahan Rakh Diya.. :-D

    Aap Ko Pata Hai Wo
    Aqalmand Beta Kon Tha.??

    Ji Haan Wo Apny
    "Miyan Ishaaq Daar Thy" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • OIL Aur GHEE K Karnamy
    OIL Aur GHEE K Karnamy..

    Ek Aurat Ny Dusri Se Kaha:

    "Aye Behan, Me Ny Pehly "Shehbaz" Ko Azmaya,
    Phir "Sultan" Ko Ghar Le Aai.
    Ek Mahiny Baad "Kisaan" Ko Laai
    Magar Phir Bhi Maza Na Aya..
    Phir "Kashmir" Ko
    Us K Baad "Habib" Ko Azmaya..
    Lekin Baat Nahi Bani.
    Phir Jo Maza Mujhy "Sufi" Ny Diya,
    Wo Aaj Tak Kisi Ny Na Diya.. :-)
    .
    Ab Meri Aulad Bhi Sehat Mand Hai
    Aur Me Bhi.. :-D ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khali Kursi
    Dost Pappu Se:
    Tum Ny Us Larki Ko Propose Q Kiya?
    Uska To Pehly Hi Ek BF Hai..
    .
    .
    Pappu Ka Cool Reply:
    Khali Kursi Per To Koi Bhi Beth Sakta Hai..
    .
    Agar Dam Hai To Kisi Ko Utha K Betho.. :-D

    Hhaaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • After Watching Raowdy Rathore
    After Watching Super Hit Bollywood Movie Raowdy Rathore Pappu Appeared In Exams,
    .
    " Jo Mein Parhta Hoon,
    .
    Wo Mein Likhta Hoon,

    Aur Jo Mein Nahi Parhta,
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    .
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    Wo Mein Definitely Likhta Hoon....! " :-P
    .
    > HahahaHa <
    .


  By: Hina Maryam   Send To Mobile
  • Don Number 1
    Bacha Ghar K Bahar Betha Ro Raha Tha..

    Baap: Tum Yahan Q Bethy Ho?
    Chalo Andar..

    Bacha:
    Aap Ki Bivi Se Meri Nahi Banti..

    Baap: Q Kiya Hua.?

    Bacha:
    Pehly To Ammi Mujhy Joota Phenk Ker Maarti Hen,
    Phir Upar Se Kehti Hen,
    Joota Wapas Utha Ker Mere Paas Aa.. :-( :-D

    hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Chinese Love Story
    A Very Sad Chinese Love Story:

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Heart Touching Naa...
    Mere to Aansu Nikal Aaye,
    I Am Already Crying.. :-(

    Specially Jab Larki Ny Ye Kaha:
    "????????"

    Hhahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Friend Request
    Ek Ladki ne Pappu Ko
    Friend Request Send ki.

    Pappu:
    Do I Know U.?
    .
    Girl:
    Aap Mujhe Kese Jantay Ho.?
    .
    Aadhy Ghanty Tak Yehi
    Behes Chalti Rahi Per
    Wo Ye Nahi Boli k,
    Mujhy English Nahi Aati,
    Urdu me Bolo.. :-D :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Nehly Per Dehla
    Degree Boy: Aye Choty,
    Ek Chocolate Khilaunga Apne Didi ka Number Batao..??
    .
    .
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    .
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    3rd Std Boy:
    Me Tujhe Ek Beer Pilaunga
    Ye Love Letter Ja ke Apni Choti Behen Ko De Pehly..? :-D ?

    Degree Shocks.. :-0
    Primary Rocks.. :-D

    Hhahaa


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Donation
    Aaj Me Ny Apni Ghari,
    Mobile Aur Purse
    Ek Gareeb Aadmi Ko Donate Ker Diya..
    .
    .
    Aap Soch Bhi Nahi Sakty K
    Mujhy Kitni Khushi Mehsus Hui
    Jab Us Ny
    .
    Apna Pistol Wapas Apni Pocket Me Rakha.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Paratha Vs Pizza
    For Fast Food Lover:
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    Girl : Agar Paratha aur
    Pizza ko 10th Floor se ek
    sath Niche Phekenge to dono
    me se Pehle Kon Niche
    Girega ..??
    .
    Boy : Paratha
    .
    Girl : Hahaha.... Wrong,
    Pizza Girega !!
    .
    Boy : Kese ???
    .
    Girl : QK Pizza Fast Food Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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