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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • CID Joke
    (CID Joke)

    ACP Pradyumn: Lalit, Mallya, Nirav - L M N
    "Kuch Samjhe Daya.??"

    Daya: Yes Sir,
    Ab next Scamster Ka Naam O Se Start Hoga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • New Research K Mutabik
    New Research K Mutabik
    Dhoka Khany K Elawa
    Chaai Peeny Se Bhi Aankhen Khul Jati Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhari Dhoban
    Ek Shoher Ek Buzurg Se Apni Bivi Ki Shikayat Ker Raha Tha..

    Buzurg Ny Admi Ko Samjhaya Aur Kaha:
    "Dekho Is Tarha Bivi Ki Shikayat Nai Kerty,
    Tumhari Bivi Tumhari Bawarchan Bhi Hai Aur Dhoban Bhi Hai.."

    Shoher Herani Se Bola:
    "Baba Ji Aapko Kese Pata?
    Kal Hi Us Ny Mujhy Khoob Tabiyat Se Dandy Se Dhoya Tha.." :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aadhi Salary
    Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha:
    Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy..

    Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga:

    Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho??

    Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam
    Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Daad
    Pappu: Me Kal Mushaery me Gaya
    to Logon ne Mujhe Utha k Bahir Phenk Diya.

    Dost: Wo Q?

    Pappu: Shaer ka Naam Hayat Tha
    Aur Me Usy Daad de Raha Tha;
    "WA HAYAT"
    "Waheyat"
    "Waheyat".. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen
    Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen??

    Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota.

    Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti
    Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen..

    Papa: Samaan Pack Kero.
    Bacha: Q Papa.??
    Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apna Mobile Qarustan Me
    Ek Bewakoof Apna Mobile Qarustan Me Dafna Raha Tha.

    Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Bewakoof: Mobile Waly Bhai Ny Kaha Hai K
    Mobile "DEAD" Ho Gaya Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ghalti
    Admi: Mujhy Sardar Bana Do.

    Doctor: Us K Liye Tumhara 50% Dimagh Nikalna Paray Ga.
    Admi: Theek Hai Nikal Do.

    Doctor Ny Ghalti Se 90% Dimagh Nikal Diya.
    Aadmi Hosh Me Aaty hi Bola:

    "Oye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Sala Khocha Ye Tum Ny Kiya Ker Diya.? :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Toothpaste K Add Me
    Her Toothpaste K Add Me Kehty Hen:
    "10 Me Se 8 Dentist Ki Tajveez."
    ,
    Pata Hai Baki K 2 Q Nahi Kehty;
    QK
    Un Ki Degree Original Hoti Hai.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Interest K Loan
    Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko
    Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai.

    Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest
    Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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