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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Khushi Dekhi Nahi Ja Rahi
    Police Wala: Oye Bivi To Tere
    Padosi Ki Gum Hui Hai Aur Report Tu Likhwa Raha Hai,
    Tera Koi Chakkar To Nahi Hai Us K Sath..

    Admi: Nahi Janab, Baat Ye Hai K
    Mera Padosi Ek Hafty Se Party Pe Party Diye Ja Raha Hai
    Aur Mujh Se Us Ki Khushi Dekhi Nahi Ja Rahi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Lassi
    Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,

    .
    Janam..!
    .

    Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,

    Gham Bhi Door,
    Garmi Bhi Door.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Best Elaaj
    Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?
    Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..

    Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,
    Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To
    Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • CID Joke
    (CID Joke)

    ACP Pradyumn: Lalit, Mallya, Nirav - L M N
    "Kuch Samjhe Daya.??"

    Daya: Yes Sir,
    Ab next Scamster Ka Naam O Se Start Hoga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • New Research K Mutabik
    New Research K Mutabik
    Dhoka Khany K Elawa
    Chaai Peeny Se Bhi Aankhen Khul Jati Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhari Dhoban
    Ek Shoher Ek Buzurg Se Apni Bivi Ki Shikayat Ker Raha Tha..

    Buzurg Ny Admi Ko Samjhaya Aur Kaha:
    "Dekho Is Tarha Bivi Ki Shikayat Nai Kerty,
    Tumhari Bivi Tumhari Bawarchan Bhi Hai Aur Dhoban Bhi Hai.."

    Shoher Herani Se Bola:
    "Baba Ji Aapko Kese Pata?
    Kal Hi Us Ny Mujhy Khoob Tabiyat Se Dandy Se Dhoya Tha.." :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aadhi Salary
    Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha:
    Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy..

    Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga:

    Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho??

    Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam
    Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Daad
    Pappu: Me Kal Mushaery me Gaya
    to Logon ne Mujhe Utha k Bahir Phenk Diya.

    Dost: Wo Q?

    Pappu: Shaer ka Naam Hayat Tha
    Aur Me Usy Daad de Raha Tha;
    "WA HAYAT"
    "Waheyat"
    "Waheyat".. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen
    Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen??

    Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota.

    Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti
    Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen..

    Papa: Samaan Pack Kero.
    Bacha: Q Papa.??
    Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apna Mobile Qarustan Me
    Ek Bewakoof Apna Mobile Qarustan Me Dafna Raha Tha.

    Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Bewakoof: Mobile Waly Bhai Ny Kaha Hai K
    Mobile "DEAD" Ho Gaya Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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