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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Jodon Ka Dard
    Kal Begam Mekay Se Wapas Aai
    To Jodon K Dard Se Pareshan Thi..
    Un Ko Le Ker Hospital Ki Taraf Chala.
    Hospital K Barabar Me
    WARDA, KHAADI Aur SAT-RANGI Brands Ki Shops Thin,
    Wahan Se Begam Ko Kuch Joday Dilaay,
    Phir Kahin Ja Ker Un K Jodon Ka Dard Khatam Hua.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pabandi
    Dupatta Lazmi Leny K Bajaye Agar
    Mulk Me Make-up Ka Saman Banany,
    Bechny Aur Kharidny Per Pabandi
    Laga Di Jaye To
    Dupatta To Dupatta,
    Aurten Ek Dusry Se Bhi Parda
    Kerny Lag Jayengi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Kanjoos
    Udher Aap Majbur Baithy Hen,

    Idher Hum Majbur Baithy Hen..

    Baat Ho To Aakhir Kese Ho,,

    Jab Dono Taraf 2 Kanjoos Baithy Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bachat
    Kash Ye Faasle Na Hote,,

    Kash Ye Dooriyan Na Hoti,,

    Kash Aap Aur Hum Sath Hote To..

    To..!

    Mere SMS K Paise Bach Jate.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bura Feel
    Abey Khajur..!
    Zoo Se Bhage Hue Langoor,
    Abey Sade Hue Kele K Chilke,
    Chusey Hue Aam,
    Circus K Retired Bandar,
    ..
    ..
    ..
    Aisa Kisi Ko Mat Kehna,
    ,
    Bura Feel Hota Hai Yaar.. :-D
    Hhahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bolo Ameen
    Dua Hai Aapki Achi Nokri Ho,
    1 Achi CHOKRI Ho..

    Jo Aapko MISS Kary,
    Aur Mujhe KISS Kary..

    Jo Aapko PUPPI De,
    Aur Mujhe JHAPPI De..

    Jo Aapse PIYAR Kary,
    Aur Mujhse IQRAR Kary..

    Jo Aapke Sath ROYE,
    Aur Mere Sath SOYE..

    Sab Bolo Ameen.. :-D
    Hhahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Fuzul Kharch
    Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huwe..

    Dost: Mubarak Ho Tumhary Ghar Twins Peda Huwe Hen.

    Memon: Bas Yaar Teri Bhabhi Bohat Fuzul Kharch Hai,
    Jab Ek Se Kaam Chal Sakta Tha To 2 Lany Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Wife Eye
    The Radius Of "WiFi" Is Limited,,

    But,

    The Radius Of "Wife Eye" Is Unlimited.. :-D

    Have A Safe Day.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Nalky Me Pani
    Pappu: Amma Nalky Me Pani Kahan Se Ata Hai??

    Maa: Beta Darya Se.

    Ek Din Pappu Apny Baap K Sath
    Darya K Kinary Ja Raha Tha K
    Uska Baap Darya Me Gir Gaya..

    Pappu Bhagta Hua Ghar Aya Aur Apni Maa Se Bola:
    "Amma Jaldi Se Nalka Khol Do,
    Abba Kahin Kisi Aur K Ghar Me Na Chaly Jaen.." :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Nehle Pe Dehla
    Pappu Ko Cheezen Mangny Ka Bohat Shoq Tha.
    Footpath Per Cigarette Pity Admi Se Bola:
    Janab Kiya Aap K Pass Machis Hogi?

    Admi Ny Machis De Di.

    Pappu Jaib Me Hath Daal Ker Bola:
    Oho, Me Cigarette To Ghar Hi Bhool Aya.

    Admi Bola: Acha To Phir Meri Machis Mujhy Wapas Dedo.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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