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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Internet Customer Service
    Ek Larki Ny Internet Customer Service Ko Phone Kiya:
    Mera Internet Theek Kaam Nahi Ker Raha.."

    Customer Service: Madam Jab Tak
    Internet ahi Kaam Nahi Kerta'
    Aap Ghar K Kaam Q Nahi Ker Leti.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Ki Speed
    Agar Aap Apnu Husband Ki Speed
    Check Kerna Chahti Hen To Bas
    Ek Aawaz Lagaen;

    "Aap ka Mobile Baj Raha Hai,
    Utha Lun Kiya..?" :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Andar Ka Janwar
    Shoher: Mujhy Ghussa Mat Dilao Warna
    Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jaye Ga..

    Bivi: So What,
    Me Gadhay Se Nahi Darti.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shohar Ko Talaq
    1st Lady: Bas Faisla Ho Gaya,
    Me Apny Shohar Ko Talaq De Rahi Hun.

    2nd Lady: Wo Q.??
    1st Lady: Me Ny Raat Khuwab Me
    Dekha K Wo Ek Actress K Hath Choom Raha Tha.

    2nd Lady: Magar Wo To Khuwab Tha.
    1st Lady: Haan To Jab Wo Mere
    Khuwab Me Aisi Harkat Ker Sakta Hai
    To Apny Khuwab Me Kiya Kiya Kerta Hoga.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Color TV
    Ek Bewakoof Naya TV Ghar Laya
    Aur Usay Pani Me Daal Diya..

    Bivi: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Bewakoof: Ary Pagal, Me Check
    Ker Raha Hun K is Color TV Ka
    Color To Nahi Utre Ga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Larki Tailor Se
    Larki Tailor Se:
    Kameez K Bazu Me "Net" Lagana.

    Tailor: Konsi Net
    3G or 4G.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aasan Tarika
    Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai
    Jiska naam Hai;
    "Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky"

    Raahgir: To Phir Tum
    Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.?

    Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 Tariko
    Me Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Phupo
    Wife On Phone:
    "Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
    .
    Husband: "Office Me Hun,
    Bohat Kaam Hai,
    Tum Kiya Kr Rahi Ho??"
    .
    Wife: KFC Me Tumhary Pichy
    Bachon K Sath Bethi Hun Aur
    Bachy Puch Rahy Hen k Papa
    K Sath Konsi Wali Phupo
    Bethi Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Caring
    Height Of Caring..

    Ek Cheenti Hathi Per Sawar Kahin Ja Rahi Thi..

    Raasty Me Ek Kacha Pull Aya
    To Cheenti Hathi Se Boli:

    "Janu Cross Ker Lo Gy
    Ya Utroon.?? :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • English Nahi Aati
    Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K
    Aap Ko English Nahi Aati..
    .
    Up

    Up

    Up

    Up

    Up

    Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko
    Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum,
    Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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