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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • OLX Per Ek Husband Ny
    OLX Per Ek Husband Ny Apny
    Wedding Suit Ki Advertisement Ki..
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    "For Sale:
    Wedding Suit,
    Used Only Once By Mistake.." :-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Lady Doctor to Pappu
    Lady Doctor to Pappu:
    Lambi Saans lo
    or Kuch Mehsos karo

    Pappu: Ok

    Lady Doctor: What Do U Feel Now.

    Pappu:
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    Your Body Spray Is Amazing.. :-D

    Hhahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bhikari Ki Durgat
    Ek Bhikari Ny Ek Ghar Me
    Aawaz Lagai:
    Allah K Naam Per De Do Baba..

    Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya.
    Bacha: Me Baba Nahi Beta Hun
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    Bhikari: Allah Ke Naam Par De De
    Beta
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    Bacha: Mera Naam Pappu Hai
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    Bhikari: Allah Ke Naam
    Par De De Pappu Beta
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    Bacha: Mera Poora Naam Pappu
    Khan Hai
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    Bhikari: Allah Ke Naam
    Par De De Pappu Khan Beta
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    Bacha: Ye Hui Na Baat,
    Maaf Karo Babaa,
    Ghar Pe Koi Nahi Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • BBA
    Father:
    Beti 12th Ka Result To Aa Gaya
    Ab Aagy Kiya Kerny Ka Irada Hai.??

    Beti: BBA

    Father: Wah,
    Acha BBA Ka Full Form Batao.??

    Beti:
    Boyfriend ki Bahon me Aaram.. :-D

    Father Shocked..
    Beti Rocked.. :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Bohat Khubsurat Thi
    Hazraat Me Aap Ko Ek Jori
    "Jooti" Ki Kahani Sunana Chahta Hun..

    Wo Brown Colour Ki Hai..

    Bohat Khubsurat Leather Ki Bani Hui Hai..

    "Service" Ki Hai..
    9 Number Size Hai..
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    Kal Me Namaz Parhy Gaya Tha To Isay Kisi Ny Chori Ker Li. :-(
    Agar Kisi Ny Dekhi Hai To Plz
    Mujhy Wapas Ker Den.
    Mere Paas Aur Koi Jooti Nahi Hai
    Jis Kisi Ny Li Hai,
    Meharbani Ker K Mujhy Wapas Ker Den.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Baki Log
    Maa:
    Beta Yaad Rakho Hum Is Dunya Me
    Logon Ki Bhalai K Liye Aaye Hen..

    Pappu Heran Se:
    To Baki Log Kis Liye Aaye Hen.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Bohat Moti Aurat
    Ek Bohat Moti Aurat Ko Us K Shoher Ny
    Wazan Kam Kerny k Liye Hospital Me Dakhil Ker Diya
    Jahan Us Ko Bohat Ka Khana Diya Jata.

    Ek Din Us Ki Saheli Us se Milny Aai
    To Us K Liye Phoolon Ka Guldasta Bhi Laai.

    Agly Roz Moti Aurat Ny Us Ko
    Phone Kiya Aur Kaha:
    Tumhara Bohat Shukriya,
    Tamam Phool Bohat Khush Zaiqa Aur
    Mazedar Thy.. :-0 :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Zoo Me Ek Khubsurat Ghoray
    Zoo Me Ek Khubsurat Ghoray Ko
    Her Koi Kuch Na Kuch Khila Raha Tha.

    Malik Ny Socha Ziyada Kha Ker
    Kahin Ghora Beemar Na Ho Jaye
    Is Liye Us Ny Notice Board Per Likh Dia.
    "Meharbani Ker K Is Ghoray Ko Kuch Na Khilaen.
    Dastakhat Malik.."
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    Aglay Roz Wahan Ek Aur Board Laga Tha
    Jis Per Likha Tha,
    "Meharbani Ker K Koi Sath Waly Board Per Dheyan Na De.
    Dastakhat Ghora.." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Income Tax Wala
    1st Bhikari:
    Yaar Ek Aadmi Mujh Se Meri
    Kamai K Bary Me Puch Raha Tha.
    Magar Me Ny nahi Batai..

    2nd Bhaikari:
    Per Kyun..??

    1st Bhikari:
    O Yaar Mujhy Laga K Wo
    Income Tax Wala Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Black Mailing
    Best Way Of Black Mailing..

    Employee To Boss:
    Agar Aap Ny Meri Salary Nahi Barhai
    To Me Sary Office Me
    Bata Dunga K
    Aap Ny Meri Salary Bohat Ziyada Barha Di Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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