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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Raat Wali Maa
    Pappu: Amma Aap Kab Tak Is
    Tarha Raton Me Mere Liye Jagti Raho Gi..?

    Amma: Beghairta, Jab Tak
    To Apni Raat Wali Maa Se
    Baat Kerna Nahi Chhor Deta.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sadar Banny K Khuwab
    Dil Ye Chahta Hai Kahin Ruposh Ho Jaun..

    Me Achanak Se Yunhi Khamosh Ho Jaun..
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    Tashreeh:-
    "Is Shair Me Shayar
    Mulk Ka Sadar Banny K Khuwab Dekh Raha Hai.." :-D

    Abay Sadar Ki Nahi
    Wazeer-e-Azam Ki Kursu Khali Hui Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Naik Murgi
    Ek Murga Murgi K Pichay Bhaag Raha Tha..

    Bhaagty Bhaagty Murgi Train K Neechy Aa Ker Mar Gai.

    Murga Roty Huwe Bola:
    "Allah Marhooma Ki Maghfirat Kary,
    Bari Hi Naik Thi,
    Jaan De Di Magar
    Ek Pappi Nahi Leny Di.." :-)
    :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Go Go
    Ghaseeta Kuch Is Ada Se K Nasal Hi Badal Gai..

    Ek Khan Sary Sheron Ko Kutta Bana Gaya..
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    Samajh To Gaye Hongy Aaap..

    Hahhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Best Answer
    Mom to 4 Years Kid:
    Let's Practice Math Ok.
    Addition Se Start Kerty Hen..

    "Aapki Aunty Ny Aapko
    3 Oranges And 3 Apples Diye..
    What's Your Answer..?
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    Kid: Thank You Aunty.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pkg Ker K Bhi
    Lagta Hai Dushmano Ko Hi Apna Number Dena Pary Ga..
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    QK Dost To Ab Msg Hi Nahi Kerty.. :-(
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    (,")/ Ufff
    <)( Dil K Arman
    _//_ Aansuon Me Beh Gaye..

    Hum Pkg Ker K Bhi Tanha Reh Gaye.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Rakshay Wala
    Hum Unki Chahat Me Itni Door Nikal Aye Hen,,
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    K Ab Rakshay Wala Wapsi K

    1000 Rupay Maang Raha Hai.. :-(

    (,")/
    /)( Oye Ruk..
    _//_ 800 Lele Aur Chal.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Larny Walon Me Sulah
    Agar 2 Larny Walon Me Sulah Na Kera Sako

    To Neechay Beth Jaya Kero

    Ta K Dusray Log Bhi Dekh Saken..

    (Pappu Funter)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Ek Bakri Hoti
    Kash Tum Ek Bakri Hoti..

    Me Tum Ko Ghaas Khilata
    Phir Piyar Se Tumhary Seeng Pakarta
    Aur Puchta:
    "Pagal Kon.?
    Tum Ya Main."
    .
    Aur Tum Piyar Se Bolti:
    "Main.. Main.." :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Shak
    Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy..

    News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha:
    "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?"

    Chooha Bola:
    Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai,
    Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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