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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Tamater 20 Rupy Kilo
    Dost: Yaar Pappu Teri Aankhen Q Laal hen?

    Pappu: Yaar Kal Raat Hum Sab
    Sukoon Se So Rahy Thy K
    Achanak 2 Bajy Gali Se Aawaz Aai;
    "Tamater 20 Rupy Kilo"
    ,
    Bas Phir Kiya Tha
    Sara Mohalla Subha Tak Usi
    Tamater Waly Ko Dhoondta Raha,
    Aur Meri To Nai Chappal Bhi Toot Gai.. :-( :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Free
    Boss To Secretory:
    Hi Sweety! Kiya Tum
    Sunday Evening Free Ho??

    Sweety Khush Ho Ker:
    Yes Off Course

    Boss: OK
    Phir Aap Monday Ki Subha
    Jaldi Office Aa Jana.. :-D

    Hahhaahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aurat Apny Shoher Ki
    Ek Aurat Apny Shoher Ki
    Qabar Per Roty Huwe Boli:

    "Choti Beti School K Liye
    Naye Shoes Maang Rahi Hai,
    Bete Ny Mobile Ki Fermaish Ki Hai,
    Mere Apny Kapray Purany Ho Gaye Hen,
    Kiya Kerun Me??"

    Qabar Se Aawaz Aai:
    "Mar Gaya Hun,
    Dubai Nahi Gaya.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Khridne Wala
    Aisi Kiya Cheez Hai Jo
    Khridne Wala Kabhi Pehanta Nahi
    Aur Pehanne Wala Kabhi Khridta Nahi..
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    Baby Diapers. :-D

    (Yaar Khush Rehna Seekho) :-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Jurmana
    Judge Chor se: Tum 15th Time
    Adalat me aaye ho is liye
    Tum per 50,000 Rupay
    Jurmana Aaed kya jata hai.
    .
    Chor Hath Jor Ker:
    Janab Mustaqil Aany Waly
    Gahak k Sath kuch to Discount Hona Chahiye. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Topic
    Husband Ghar Jaldi Aya To
    Us Ny Apni Wife Ko
    Ek Larky K Sath Dekha..

    Wife: Tum Itni Jaldi Q Aaye??

    Husband: Ye kamina Kon hai??

    Wife Ghusse Se:
    Topic Change Kerny Ki Koshish Mat Kero.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Kary So Ab
    Kal Kary So Aaj Ker,
    Aaj Kary So Ab..

    Wah Wah..

    Kal Kary So Aaj Ker,
    Aaj Kary So Ab..

    Abay Kerta Hi Rahy Ga
    To Dhoye Ga Kab? :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Kutta Peechay Laga Ho
    Chota Rasta Bhi Bohat
    Mushkil Lagta Hai Jab
    Sath Chalny Wala Koi Na Ho..!

    Lekin

    Lamba Aur Dushwaar Rasta
    Bhi Chand Qadmo Me Simat
    Jata Hai Jab,,

    "Kutta" Peechay Laga Ho.. :-D
    Ishq K Mareezo,
    Her Msg Emotional Nahi Hota.. :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aasan Elaaj
    Aurat:
    Doctor Sahab Me Her Waqt Soti Rehti Hun,
    Bohat Neend Aati Hai.

    Doctor:
    Aap Konsa Mobile Use Kerti Hen??

    Aurat: Nokia 3310

    Doctor: Ek Smart Phone Likh Deta Hun,
    WhattsApp, Facebook Install Ker Lo,
    Neend Aur Sukoon Sab Ghaarat Ho Jaye Ga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Pinki ko
    Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hai
    aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko.
    Jab k Pappu k Bhai ko Pinki
    ki Behan achi lagti hai.
    aur Pinki ki Behan
    Pappu ko pasand karti hai
    Halan-k Pappu pehle hi Pinki ko chahta hai
    Ab jabki Pinki ko Pappu acha nahin lagta
    aur Pappu ka Bhai Pinki k liye Razi nahi hai
    aur Pappu Pinki ki Behan se Pyar Nahi
    karta
    Jab k Pinki ki Behan ko Pappu ka Bhai acha
    Nahi lagta
    To ye Unka Personal Problem hai.
    Aap Q Faltu Me Apna Dimag Kharab ker rahe ho.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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