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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Pappu Aur Papa
    Papa: Beta Tum Kab Tak Parhty Rahy Thy.?

    Pappu: Raat 1 Bajy Tak.

    Papa: Magar 11 Bajy To Light Chali Gai Thi.

    Pappu: Me Parhny Me Itna Magan THa K
    Light Jany Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chala.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Job Offer In Telenor
    Plz Send To All..
    "Job Offer In Telenor For
    Male & Female."
    .
    Send Your C.V at
    Jobs@telenor.com.pk
    .
    Last Date: 15/5/2018
    .
    Location: At Your City Any Telenor Office.
    .
    Qualification:
    Matric, F.A/F.Sc/B.A/B.Sc.
    .
    Salary:
    35,000 to 40,000
    .
    Male & Female
    Age 18 to 45.
    .
    Job Status:
    "Telenor Tower K Uper Beth K
    Zong K Signal Rokny Hen. :-D
    Hahhahaha
    Parh To Aise Rahy Thy K Jese
    Direct Manager Lag Jana Hai Aap Ny.. :-D

    Ye 2018 Ki 4G Beztii Hai..
    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Khali Hath
    Saas Shadi K Agly Roz Nai Dulhan Se:

    "Bahu Tumhary Hath Khali Q Hen.?"

    Dulhan: Oh Come On Sasu Maa,

    Me Ny Abhi Mobile Charging Per Lagaya Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Saaf Safai
    Ek Admi Petrol Pump Gaya.
    Wahan Log Apni Gaari Ko Wash Ker Rahy Thy.
    Wo Bhi Apni Cycle Le Gaya Aur Kaha: Bhai Isko Bhi Wash Ker Do..
    Unho Ne Cycle Ki Jagah Usay Wash Kerdia.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: tayyab   Send To Mobile
  • Judwa Bachy
    Ek Chinese Couple Ko Bina Shadi Kiye Judwa Bachy Huwe..
    Guess Karen Unho Ny Bachon K Naam Kiya Rakhy Hongy.??
    ?
    Nahi Pata.??
    ?
    Un K Naam Thy..
    Jo Hua..
    So Hua.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Night Club
    Ek Larka Dance Dekhny Night Club Gaya..

    Maa Ko Pata Chala To Us Ny Ghusse Se Kaha:
    Kiya Tum Ny Wahan Kuch Aisa Dekha Jo Tumhen Nahin Dekhna Chahiye Tha.??

    Larka Bola: Yes Mom, Me Ny Wahan Papa Ko Dekha Tha.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Dil Ki Baat
    Ek Larka Larki Se Piyar Kerta Tha
    Magar Larki Se Keh Nahi Pata Tha..

    Ek Roz Larki Ko Park Me Akela Dekh Ker Us Ny Socha;
    "Aaj Dil Ki Baat Keh Hi Dunga."
    Wo Larki K Pass Gaya Aur Bary Piyar Se Bola:
    "Chanda.."
    .
    Abhi Itna Hi Kaha Tha K
    Larki Ny Us K Hath Me 50 Ka Note Rakha Aur
    Wahan Se Chali Gai.. :-D
    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy Pata Tha
    A
    B
    C
    D
    E
    F
    G
    H
    I
    J
    K
    L
    M
    N
    O
    P
    Q
    R
    S
    T
    U
    V
    W
    X
    Y
    .
    Mujhy Pata Tha Pura Parhy Bina Tujhy Kahan Sukoon Mily Ga?
    Le Mar, Aagy Parh..

    "Z" :-D
    Hahahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sahi Lafz
    Bivi: Sahi Lafz Jahannum Hai Ya Jahannam??

    Shoher: Tum Sirf Jany Se Matlab Rakho,
    Zair, Zabar, Pesh Se Nahi.. :-D

    Note:- Bivi 2 Din Se Apny Shoher Ko Talash Ker Rahi Hai,
    Ittela Deny Wale Ko Inaam Diya Jaye Ga..
    Shukriya.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sahi Hisab
    NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?

    Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar

    18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.

    Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur

    Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai..

    .

    Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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