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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • MAT KHAANA
    BE ALERT..

    KOI BHI KUCH BHI
    KHAANEY KO DE,,
    MAT KHAANA..
    .
    IDHAR UDHAR NIGAH RAKHNA

    Kyun K,,
    Kyu-K,,
    .
    CITY GOVT NE
    KUTTA MAAR MOHIM
    START KAR DI HAI
    Aur Mujhy Aapki Bohat Fikar Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Hotel Me
    Shoher Bivi Khana Kha Rahy Thy..
    Khany K Baad Shoher Ny Uth Ker Bartan Dho Ker Rakh Diye.

    .

    Bivi: Ker Di Na Jahilon Wali Harkat,
    Is Waqt Hum Ghar Me Nahi Balke Hotel Me Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Tera Kiya Jata Hai
    Tere Ik Hath Uthany Se Dam Sa Nikal Jata Hai,,

    Aye Zalim, Aye Mere Dost..!

    Ik Body Spray Lagay Me Tera Kiya Jata Hai..?

    Jahan Tu Jata Hai Sab Behosh Se Ho Jaty Hen,,

    Aaj JUMMA Hai, Nahany Me Tera Kiya Jata hai.. :-D

    Jumma Mubarak..


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sadqay Ki Waja Se
    Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??

    Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se.

    Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese??

    Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK

    Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai,

    Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • SUPER FAQEEEEEEEER
    Aapki Yaad Me 1 Shair Arz Hai..

    Itwaar K Baad Aata Hai Peeeeer
    Wah Wah..
    Itwaar K Baad Aata Hai Peeeeer..
    .
    Ab To SMS Bhej Do 2018 K
    SUPER FAQEEEEEEEER :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Talented Insaan
    Aap Ek Bohat Achhe

    Imaandar

    Khubsurat

    Tameezdaar

    Samjhadaar

    Pyare

    Aur Talented

    Insaan ho,
    .
    Zara Pata Karo,
    Ye Afwaah Kon Uda Raha Hai.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • February K Mahiny Me April Fool
    Agar Koi Aap Se Kahy K

    U R

    "Good Looking"

    "Smart"

    Aur "Genius" Ho,

    To

    Rakh K Us Ki Kanpati Pe Thappar Marna

    Aur Kehna:

    "Aby Saaly, February K Mahiny Me April Fool Banata Hai" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Khushi Dekhi Nahi Ja Rahi
    Police Wala: Oye Bivi To Tere
    Padosi Ki Gum Hui Hai Aur Report Tu Likhwa Raha Hai,
    Tera Koi Chakkar To Nahi Hai Us K Sath..

    Admi: Nahi Janab, Baat Ye Hai K
    Mera Padosi Ek Hafty Se Party Pe Party Diye Ja Raha Hai
    Aur Mujh Se Us Ki Khushi Dekhi Nahi Ja Rahi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Lassi
    Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,

    .
    Janam..!
    .

    Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,

    Gham Bhi Door,
    Garmi Bhi Door.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Best Elaaj
    Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?
    Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..

    Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,
    Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To
    Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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