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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek Memon Ki Neki
    Ek Memon se Marny k Baad Farishton ne Pucha:
    Koi Neki ki Thi Duniya Me?

    Memon: "Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya Dia Tha,
    1 Masjid Me 1 Lota Rakhwaya Tha,
    1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay Diye Thy..

    Farishton ne Kaha:
    Ye Le Apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr
    Aur Dozakh me Chal. Shabashh... :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ishara
    Ek Admi Coffee Shop Gaya Aur Coffee Ka Order Diya..

    Waiter Order Le Ker Aagy Gaya Aur
    Wahan Se Admi Ko Kuch Ishara Kiya.
    Phir Thori Dair Baad Bill Le Ker Aagaya..

    Admi: What About The Coffee?
    You Did Some Ishara And Got Me the Bill.?

    Waiter Replies: "Janab Samajhdar k liye Ishara He Coffee Hai" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Medical Student ne
    Ek Medical Student ne Apni Classmate
    Ko Apny Blood se Love Letter Dekar Kaha:
    Mujhe Iska Reply Zarur Dena..

    Larki ne Reply Diya:
    Tumhara Blood Group A+ Hai Aur Calcium ki Bohat Kami Hai.. :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Jese Ko Tesa
    1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

    2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen.

    1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya?

    1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha:
    Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

    2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen.

    1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mittha Theak Ay
    Ek Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Me Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya..

    Waiter Ne Ek Choty Se Cup Me Chai Di..

    Dehaati Ek He Saans Me Chai Pi Ker Bola:
    "Bao Mittha Theak Ay. Hun Jaldi se Chah Liya." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bhari Misaal
    Ek Bacha School se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya.

    Maa: Beta Q Ro Rahe Ho.?

    Bacha: Sir ne Bohat Mara.

    Mother: Sir ne Q Mara.?

    Boy: Sir Mere Dost ko Dant Rahy Thy to

    Me ne Dost ko Ek Misaal Di..

    Mother: Kon si Misaal.?

    Boy: Jo Kuttey "Bhonkte" Hen,
    Wo "Kaat'ty" Nahi" :-D

    Hahahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Admi Ne Anda Fry Kiya
    Ek Admi Ne Anda Fry Kiya To Wo Jal Gaya..
    Murgi Ne Dekh liya..
    .
    Murgi Ne Admi K Mu Per Zor Se Thappar Marte Huwe Kaha:
    "Beghairat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho.." :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kis Liye
    1 Andha Police Mei Bharti Hony K Liye Gaya..
    Officer Ne Pucha:
    Tumhen Hum Kis Liye Rakhen..?

    Andhey Ne Foran Jawab Diya:
    Andha-Dhund Firing K Liye.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jate Hen
    1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Me Apni Saheli Se:

    "Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jate Hen,
    Abhi Kal Tak Chaudhry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Thy,
    Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kiya Bataun..?
    Magar Jab Se Wo Kanglay Huwe Hen To
    Ab Unki Shakal Dekhne Ko Bhi Dil Nahi Kerta" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Our Documents
    Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??

    Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,
    Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,
    Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,
    Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D

    Husband: :-0

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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