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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Smartness
    Kuch Log Itny Patly Hoty Hen K

    Machhar Bhi Ek Baar Kaan Me Puchta Hai K

    "Bhai Khoon Le Ker Jaun Ya De Ker.." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Nazar
    Shadi Me Larka
    2 Plate Malai Boti,
    3 Plate Chicken Tikka Boti,
    1 Plate Biryani,
    2 Plate Lab-e-Sheerin,
    2 Plate Gajar Ka Halwa,
    Aur 2 Cup Coffee
    Thoosne K Baad Ghar Aakar Bola:
    "Mummy, Pait Me Dard Ho Raha Hai"

    Mammy: Lagta Hai K Nazar Lag Gai Mere Bachy Ko.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Girls Marriage Preparation
    Shadi Se 3 Din Pehly Larki Se Uski Saheli Ne Pucha:
    Shadi Ki Saari Tayyari Ker Li Hai Naa?

    Larki: Haan Dono Sim Naale Me Phenk Diya Hai,
    Mobile Phone Ko Format Ker Diya Hai,
    Laptop Me Private Folder Delete Ker Diya Hai,
    Facebook, WhatsApp Bhi Deactivate Ker Diye Hen,
    Bas Ab Tu Apna Munh Band Rakhiyo.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Chewing Gum
    Chewing Gum Chabaty Waqt

    Meda(Stomach) Ye Zarur Sochta Hoga K

    Aakhir Ye Banda Itni Dair Se

    Kha Kiya Raha Hai Jo

    Neechy Hi Nahi Aa Raha.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Chaai Lovers
    Lahori Boy: Aap Chaai Peeny K Liye Kis Had Tak Ja Sakty Ho.??

    Karachi Boy: Yaar, Ek Baar To Me Larki Dekhny Tak Chala Gaya Tha.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Aurat
    Aurat K Nazdeek Duniya Ki Sab Se

    Hygienic Cheez Us Ka Dupatta Hota Hai

    Jis Se Wo Dhuli Hui Plate Ko Bhi

    Ek Dafa Saaf Ker Leti Hai..

    Aur Chamchay Ko To Apny Angoothay Se Hi Paak Ker Leti Hai..

    Asal Me Safai Ka Rujhaan

    Allah Paak Ny Aurat Ki "Mitti" Me Goondh Rakha Hai.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Funny Tips
    Funny Tips..

    * Dost Hamesha Badsoorat Banaen,
    Ta K Selfi Lety Waqt Aap Hi Piyary Lagen..

    * Chahy Jitny Marzi DAM Bana Lo
    Magar Wo Teesri Class Wala Kawwa Piyasa Hi Rahy Ga..

    * Jab Kisi Se Mohabbat Hony Lagy To Sadqa Diya Karen,
    Mohabbat Hogi To Mil Jayegi, Bala Hogi To Tall Jayegi..

    * Mard Ko Mohabbat Us Aurat Se Hoti Hai Jo Uski Baat Puri Tawajja Se Sunti Hai,
    Aur Shadi Us Aurat Se Ho Jati Hai Jo Uski Ek Nahi Sunti..

    * Agar "Heer Ranjha" Aaj Kal K Daur Me Hoty To,
    Ranjhy Ny "Easy Load" K Chakron Me Hi Kangal Ho Jana Tha..

    * Nasihat Kisy Karen Sahib,
    Yahan To Her Shakhs Kehta Hai "Mennu Pata Hai"..

    * Ek Sawal Ka Jawab Chahiye,
    Agar Nikah K Liye Gawah Na Mily To
    Kiya Watan Ki Mitti Gawah Ho Sakti Hai..?

    :-D :-) Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pure Maal
    Aaj K Zamane Me Sirf WAPDA Hi Ek Aisa Idara Hai,

    Jo Customer Ko Pure Maal Bech Raha Hai..

    Agar Aapko Yaqeen Nahi To

    Hath Laga Ker Dekh Len..

    Purity Ka Ehsas Aap Ko Foran Ho Jayega.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kashmiri Pulaao
    Admi In Hotel: Mere Pulaao Me Se Itny Sary Pathar Q Nikly Hen??

    Waiter: Q K Sir Aap Ny "Kashmiri Pulaao" Order Kiya Tha.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bewakoof
    Boy: Kal 125 Logon Ko Bewakoof Banaya.

    Dost: Wo Kese..??

    Boy: Niche Dekho..

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    Bas, Aise Hi.. :-D
    HaHaHa...
    Ab 126 HOGAYE...:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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