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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Khudkash Hamla
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    TIK
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    DHUZZZZzz
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    Shuker Hai Bach Gaye.. :-0
    Khudkash SMS Tha.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pehli Ghalti
    Ek Admi Ny Dusri Shadi Ka Faisla Kiya.
    Shadi K Liye Jummay Ki Date Rakhi Gai.
    Jumerat Ko Us Ny Shadi Ka Suit Aur Dusri Cheezen Ek Bag Me Pack Ker Di.

    Pehli Bivi Ko Pata Chal Gaya.
    Us Ny Raat Ko Apny Shoher Ko Baray Piyar Se Khana Khilaya Aur Dono So Gaye.
    Agli Subha Shoher Khushi Khushi Tayyar Hua.

    Bivi: Kaha Ja Rahy Hen.??

    Shoher: Jummay Ki Namaz Parhny.

    Bivi: Wapas Ja K So Jaen, Aaj Sunday Hai.
    Me Ny Aapko Neend Ki Goliyan Khila Di Thin Is Liye 2 Din Baad Jagay Hen,
    Dubara Aisi Harkat Kerny Ka Socha Bhi To
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    Qayamat K Din Jagen Gy.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mardon Ki Aadat
    FEMALE Me MALE Aata Hai..

    SHE Me HE Aata Hai..

    WOMAN Me MAN Aata Hai..

    Iska Matlab Pata hai Kiya Hai.??
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    Iska Matlab Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai Aurton Me Ghusnay Ki.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Email Vs FEMALE
    Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le,
    Magar,,
    Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya
    Aaj Bhi
    FEMALE Hi Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Taaza Maal
    Ek Sabzi Wale K Ghar Beta Peda Hua..
    Ek Aurat Bachy Ko Dekh Ker Boli:
    "Kitna Piyara Bacha Hai"

    Sabzi Wala Aadat K Mutabik Bola:
    "Ji Behan Ji, Aur Hai Bhi Bilkul Taaza".. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Admi Aamil Baba Se
    Ek Admi Aamil Baba Se:
    "Me America Jana Chahta Hun Per Kaam Nahi Banta, Kiya Kerun??"

    Baba Ji: Subha Suraj Nikalny k Baad
    Zor Zor Se 3 Tasbeeh "AL-QAIDA" Parha Kero,
    America Wale Khud Hi Le Jaengy.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Guess What Is This
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    Guess What Is This..??

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    Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai AKHROT Kahin Ke.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhare Pichy Pichy
    Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??
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    Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.
    Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
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    Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Cricket Mania
    Jab Baap Apny Bachy Ko Piyar Se
    Hawa Me Uchhalta Hai To
    Bacha Bilkul Mutmain Hota Hai
    QK Usay Pata Hai K Neechy Us K Abbu Hen,
    Kamran Akmal Nahi.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Makhiyon Hotel Me
    2 Makhiyon Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Diya..

    1st: Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath.
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    2nd: Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
    Munh Se Buu Aati Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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