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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Aaj Ki Dictionary
    Aaj Ki Dictionary Kehti Hai K

    Pehly Sabar Ka Phal Meetha Hota Tha,

    Lekin Aaj Kal Sabar Kero To

    Phal Ki Kain Aur Shadi Ho Jati Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Nakhray
    Kisi K Nakhray Uthany Se Behtar Hai K

    Banda Padosiyon Ki Murgi Utha Le

    Aur Uski Biryani Bana Le.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Make Up
    Ek Aurat Shadi Se Wapas Aa Ker
    Munh Dhony Lagi To
    Pani Ny Baar Baar Pucha:

    "Are You Sure You Want To Reset Your Settings??" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • History Se Pata Chalta Hai
    Ek Aurat Apni Parosan Ko Bata Rahi Thi K

    "20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nahi Hui."

    Parosan: Phir..??

    Aurat Ny Jawab Diya: Phir Jab Me 21 Saal Ki Hui

    To Mere Abba Ny Meri Shadi Ki Phir Ja K

    Mera Munna Hua..

    Moral: History Se Pata Chalta Hai K

    Parosan Khary Khary Behosh Ho Gai Thi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Najumi Aur Pappu
    Najumi: Beta Tum Bohat Parho Gy..

    Pappu: Baba Ji, Parh To Me 10 Saal Se Raha Hun.
    Ye Bataen K Me Pass Kab Hounga.?? :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Naha Liya Kero
    Pappu Apny Kaaly Dost Se: Yaar Kabhi To Naha Liya Kero.

    Dost: Yaar Nahany Ka Kiya Faida Jab
    Kisi Ko Yaqeen Hi Nahi Aata.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Se Panga Not Changa
    Bivi: Office Se Wapsi Per Sabzi Lete Ana. Aur Hina Salam Keh Rahi Hai.

    Shoer: Kon Hina..???

    Bivi: Koi Nahi Bas Confirm Kerna Tha K Tum Ny Msg Parha Ya Nahi.

    Shoher: Wohi To Me Soch Raha Tha K Hina To Mere Sath Hai Phir Tum Kis Hina Ki Baat Ker Rahi Ho..

    Bivi: Kon Hina.? Tum Kahan Ho??

    Shoher: Bazar Me Hun....

    Bivi: Tum Wahin Ruko Me Abhi Aa K Batati Hun..

    10 Minutes K Baad Bivi: Tum Kahan Ho? Me Bazar Me Hun..

    Shoher: Me Office Me Hi Hun, Ab Aa Gai Ho To Sabzi Leti Jana.. :-D

    Waddi Aai Mujhy Bewakooof Banany Wali.. :-)

    Hhahahha

    Husband Se Panga Not Changa..


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Perfume
    Bachpan Me Suna Tha K

    Perfume Lagany Se Chudailen Aashiq Ho Jati Hen,

    Qasam Se Na Jany Kitni Bottles Khatam Ker Di,

    Magar Majal Hai Jo

    Kisi Bhi Chudail Ka Dil Aya Ho.. :-( :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Ki Dua
    Me Ny Tooty Huwe Taary Ko Dekh Ker

    Jese Hi Apni Shadi Ki Dua Mangi,,

    ,

    ,

    Tara Wapas Ja Ker Jud Gaya.. :-D

    Hahahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Single Pan Ki Inteha
    Single Pan Ki Inteha Dekhiye Saheb..!

    Ek SIM Se Msg Kerta Hun,
    "Kesi Ho Jaan?"

    Dusri Se Khud Ko Reply De Raha Hota Hun,
    "Me Theek Aap Sunao.." :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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