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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Bivi Ko Qabu Me Rakhny Ka Tareeka
    Aaj Akhbaar Me Parha;
    "BV Ko Qabu Me Rakhny Ka Tareeka"

    Khushi Se Dil Ki Dharkan Tez Ho Gai..
    Jaldi Jaldi Pura Article Parha To
    Likha Tha K;..
    "Subha Walk Karen,
    Hari Sabziyan Zyada Khaen,
    Khany Peeny Ka Dheyan Rakhen,
    Regular Check-up Kerwaen
    Aur Ghussa Na Karen etc.."

    Ghor Se Title Parha To
    Apna Hi BP High Ho Gaya.
    Title Tha;
    "BP Ko Qabu Me Rakhny Ka Tareeka"

    Ab Shaam Me Eyes Test Kerwany Jana Hai.. :-D
    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Laat Maar Ker
    Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen??

    Pappu: No Mom,
    Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza
    Kholta Hun.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Qualities
    Ek Admi Police Commando K Liye Apply Kiya.

    Officer: Hamen Aisa Banda Chahiye
    Jo Bohat Alert Ho. Dekhny,
    Sun'ny Aur Sunghny Ki Salahiyat Rakhta Ho.
    Be-Reham Aur Hamesha Hamly
    K Liye Tayyar Ho. Larny Marny
    Ko Her Waqt Tayyar Rehta ho..
    Kiya Tum Me Ye Qualities Mojud Hen??

    Admi Khushi Se: No Sir,
    Magar Meri Bivi Is Job K
    Liye Bilkul Perfect Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • 9 Maheeno Me Ho Jata Hai
    Sab Kehte Hen K
    9 Maheeno Me Ho Jata Hai..
    .
    Par Ab to 10wa Maheena Start Ho Gaya Hai.
    .
    Aakhir Kab Hoga??
    .
    .
    .
    2. Mosam Change.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Achy Jooty
    Kuch Log Itny Mazhabi Hoty Hen

    K
    Pehanny K Liye
    Jooton Ka Intekhab Bhi

    Masjid Se Hi Kerty Hen..
    Isi Liye

    Achy Jooty Pehan Ker
    Masjid Jaya Karen.. :-D

    Hahhaha
    Jumma Mubarak


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Tabyat
    Doctor:
    Aapka Sar Dard Ab Kesa Hai??

    Admi:
    Pata Nahi,
    Abhi To Wo Mekay Me Hai.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Larkiyon Ki Website
    Agar Internet Larkiyon Ki Website Hoti To..

    .

    .

    Her Website www K Bajaye
    awww Se Start Hoti..

    awww.facebook.com

    awww.youtube.com :-D

    hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Income
    Ek Jawan Lerki Ny
    Ek Bohat Ameer Budhay Se
    Shadi Ker Li..

    Saheli: Tum Ny Is Me Kiya Dekha??

    Larki:
    Ek To In Ki "Income"
    2nd In Ki "Umer Kam" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Gutka
    Girlfriend Ny Kaha;
    "Gutka Khana Chor Do.."

    Phir

    Phir

    Phir Dubara Us Se Kabhi
    Baat Hi Nahi Hui Qasam Se.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Khubsoorat Larki
    Ek Toofani Raat
    Tez Barish Me
    Ek Khubsoorat Larki
    Hath Me Chatri Liye
    Tanha Ja Rahi Thi..
    Us Ny Mujhy Bheegty Huwe Dekha To Boli:
    "Aap Meri Chatri Me Aa Jaen"

    Me Ny Kaha:
    "Its OK Sis.."
    Aur Bhaag Gaya..

    Moral:
    Moral Woral Kuch Nahi Yaar.
    Asal Me Us K Paun Ulty Thy.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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