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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Without Goggles
    Wo Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Ainak(Goggles) K Baghair Nahi Ho Sakta.??
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    Socho......!
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    Aur Socho....!
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    Chalo Me Hi Bata Deta Hun...!
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    Ainak Bechnay Ka Karobar.. :-)


    Hahaha....


  By: Khalil-Ur-Rehman   Send To Mobile
  • One More Chance
    Pakistani Soldiers Capture An Indian Captain,
    They Gave Him A Dice & Said:
    If U Get 1,2,3,4,5,We Will Kill U,,,

    Indian Asked: Aur Agar 6 Aaya To.?

    Soldiers: LUDO Nahi Kheli Kiya.??
    Phir Se Chance Milega.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Taweez Aur Molvi
    Baba Ji Kehty Hen..

    "Jab Qismat Hi Kharab Ho To
    Galay Me Taweez K Bajaye
    Pura Molvi Hi Bandh Len
    To Bhi Koi Farq Nahi Pary Ga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Blood Group
    Doctor: Apna Group Batao.?

    Pappu Sharmaty Huwe: "Mastiyan"

    Doctor: Abay Whatsapp Ki Aulad,
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    Apna Blood Group Bata Blood Group.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bary Pait K Bary Faaidy
    Bary Pait K Bary Faaidy..

    Ek To Barish Me Paaun Geely Nahi Hoty,,
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    Germi Me Dhoop Bhi Nahi Lagti.. :-D
    Isi Liye,,
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    "Pait Barhao Aur Faaidy Uthao.."

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • ULLU
    ULLU Ek Aisa Lafz Hai Jisy
    Bolny Per Munh Bhi
    Ullu Jesa Hi Ban Jata Hai..
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    Thank You Aap Ka Ullu Bol Ker Try Kerny Per.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dikhai Na De
    Zindagi Me Jab Aapko Koi Rasta Dikhai Na De,

    Koi Manzil Dikhai Na De,

    Koi Apna Dikhai Na De,

    To Aap Mere Paas Aa Jana..

    Me Aapko

    Aankhon K Doctor K Paas Le Jaunga.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor Abdul Qadeer Khan
    Mere Paas Ek Aurat Bethi Lambi Lambi Chor Rahi Thi..

    Me: Tum Doctor Abdul Qadeer Khan Ko Janti Ho??

    Aurat Fakhar Se Boli:
    Haan Ji, Mera Kaka Jab Bhi Beemar Hota Hai Me
    Unhi Se Dawai Lati Hun.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pankha Halka Ker Do
    Dost: Q Ro Rahy Ho??

    Pappu: Yaar Ghar Walon Ny kaha Tha K
    Pankha Halka Ker Do,
    Me Ny Us K 2 Per Utar Ker Rakh Diye,
    Ab Batao Is Me Pitaai Lagany Wali Konsi Baat Thi Bhala.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi K Baad
    Girlfriend Shadi Se Pehly Jab Ye Kehti Hai K

    "Tum Mera Dard Nahi Samajh Sakty.."

    To Larky Bechary Her Waqt Isi Fiker Me Pareshan Rehty Hen K

    Pata Nahi Bechari Ko Kiya Dukh Hai..

    Aakhir Shadi K Baad Wo Dard Asal Me,

    "Joron Ka Dard" Nikalta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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