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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Allah Tumhen Khush Rakhy
    Badshah Ki Kahani Sunny K Baad Pappu Apni Maa Se:
    Mujhy Bhi Badshah Ki Tarha 3 Bivyan Chahiyen,
    1 Khana Pakany K Liye,
    1 Gana Sunany K Liye,
    1 Mujhy Nehlany K Liye.

    Maa: Phir Mera Beta Soyega Kis K Sath??

    Pappu: Aap K Sath.

    Maa: Allah Tumhen Khush Rakhy,
    Magar Phir Tumhari Bivyan Kis K Sath Soyengi??

    Pappu: Un Ko Abbu K Sath Sula Dengy.

    Abbu: Allah Tumhen Khush Rakhy.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ghar Wali
    College Wali "Lash Pash" Hoti Hai..

    Uni Wali "Zabardast" Hoti Hai..

    Hotel Wali "Mast" Hoti Hai..

    Office Wali "Thori Karvi" Hoti Hai..

    Ghar Wali "Thori Sweet" Hoti Hai..

    5 Star Wali "Thori Mahngi" Hoti Hai..

    Lekin Ek Baat Hai;
    "Chai Chai" Hoti Hai..

    Magar Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topon Ki Salami.. :-D
    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mustaqil Kunwara
    Pappu Ko Ghar Walon Ny Kheer Banany K Liye "Pista" Leny Bheja.

    Shopkeeper: Kiya Chahiye.??

    Pappu Be-Khayali Me: Ji "Rishta".. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • PIYAR KI APPLICATION
    PIYAR KI APPLICATION..

    To,
    The Jaaneman.
    I LOVE U JAAN.
    Subject:- My Love Is My Life.

    Dear,
    Janu I Beg To Say That I Am
    A Student Of Ur Heart. My Dil Is Very Ill.
    It Is A Beating Many Time In Minute.
    So Kindly Give Me A Kiss.

    Thanking You..
    Name: Pyar Ka Mara.
    Class: Dil Hai Tumhara.
    Roll no: 13 Mera 7.. :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • DNA Test
    Dad: What’s Ur Result..?

    Pappu: I’ve Failed in 5 Subjects.

    Dad: Me Ny Tum Se Kaha Tha K Agar Fail Ho Jao To Mujhy DAD Mat Kehna..

    Pappu: Oh Come On Dad.! Its My School Test Not a DNA Test.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Fast Food
    Sher Aur Sherni Jungle Me Aram Ker Rahy Thy..
    Achanak Ek Khargosh Bohat Tezi Me Paas Se Guzra..

    Sherni: Wo Kiya Tha.??

    Sher Bhagty Huwe Bola:
    "Fast Food" Tha Janu, Abhi Le Ker Aata Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Elm Ki Roshni
    Baap: Beta Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Pappu: Abba Me Parh Raha Hun.

    Baap: Tumhari Kitab Se Ye Roshni Kesi Nikal Rahi Hai.?

    Pappu: Abba Ye Elm Ki Roshni Hai.. :-D

    Baap : Shabash Mera Puttar Dil Laga Ker Parh. :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Darr
    Admi Dost Se: Kal Raat
    Meri Bivi Pani Oiny Uthi To
    Ek Chudail Ko Dekh Kr Itna Dari K Usy Bukhar Ho Gaya.
    Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kitchen Me Laga Sheesha Utar Len,
    Warna Agli Baar Wo Nahi Bachy Gi..

    Dost: Yaar Tumhen Dar Nahi Lagta.??

    Admi: Me "Ayat-al-Kursi" Parh Ker Sota Hun Na.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Raat Ko Online Kab Aaty Ho
    Pappu Ny Apny Shadi Shuda Dost Se Pucha:
    Yaar Tum Raat Ko Online Kab Aaty Ho.??
    .
    Pappu Dukh K Maary Ro Para
    ,
    Jab Us K Dost Ny Kaha;
    ,
    ,
    ,
    "Bartan Dhony K Baad".. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Breaking News
    Breaking News..!

    "Pappu Ny Kal Raat
    Be-rozgaari Se Tang Aa Ker
    ,
    Pankhy Me Rassi Daal Ker
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Jhatkay Se Pankha Utara,
    Aur
    ,
    ,
    Bechny Chala Gaya.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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