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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Larki Tailor Se
    Larki Tailor Se:
    Kameez K Bazu Me "Net" Lagana.

    Tailor: Konsi Net
    3G or 4G.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aasan Tarika
    Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai
    Jiska naam Hai;
    "Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky"

    Raahgir: To Phir Tum
    Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.?

    Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 Tariko
    Me Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Phupo
    Wife On Phone:
    "Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
    .
    Husband: "Office Me Hun,
    Bohat Kaam Hai,
    Tum Kiya Kr Rahi Ho??"
    .
    Wife: KFC Me Tumhary Pichy
    Bachon K Sath Bethi Hun Aur
    Bachy Puch Rahy Hen k Papa
    K Sath Konsi Wali Phupo
    Bethi Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Caring
    Height Of Caring..

    Ek Cheenti Hathi Per Sawar Kahin Ja Rahi Thi..

    Raasty Me Ek Kacha Pull Aya
    To Cheenti Hathi Se Boli:

    "Janu Cross Ker Lo Gy
    Ya Utroon.?? :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • English Nahi Aati
    Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K
    Aap Ko English Nahi Aati..
    .
    Up

    Up

    Up

    Up

    Up

    Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko
    Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum,
    Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Manzil-e-Maqsud
    Train K Ek Musafir Ny
    Railway Ko Shikayat Bheji..

    "Baki Sahulaten Beshak
    Na Barhayen, Per Toilet Me
    Loty Ki Chain Ki Lambai Thori
    Aur Barha Den k Wo Apni
    "Manzil-e-Maqsud" Tak Pohanch Saky."

    Railway Ki Taraf Se Reply Aya:
    "Lota Chain Se Bandha Hai
    Per Aap Nahi, ""Manzil-e-Maqsud"
    Ko Thora Aagy Khiska Liya Karen." :-D

    Hehehehe


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Save Ur Tooth Paste
    Poori Raat Jagne Ka Faida.??
    .
    .
    Subha Uth Ker Brush Nahi Karna Parta. :-D
    .
    .
    Save Ur Tooth Paste,
    Save Ur Money.. :-D

    A Public Message.. :-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • SEXY Baaten
    Japani Couple SEXY Baaten Karte
    huwe...
    Husband: Sutaki...
    .
    Wife: Kowanini...
    .
    Husband: Toka Aanji Rodi Romi
    Hoayako....
    .
    Wife Ghutnay Taik k Boli:
    Mimi Yoanakodinda
    Tinkuji....
    .
    Husband Ghussay se:
    Na Miaou Kinatimkouji..
    .
    .
    ."Logon ka Shok to Dekho..
    Samajh Kuch Nahi Aa Raha
    Bas SEX ka Word Aaya
    Aur Pura Status Parh
    Dala.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Bohat Germi Hai
    Ameer ka Bacha:
    Papa Aaj Bohat Germi Hai.
    Papa: Hum Aaj he A/C Lagwa Lenge.
    .
    Ghareeb ka Bacha:
    PAPA Aaj Kitni Germi Hai.
    PAPA: Chal Tujhe Ganja karwa Deta Hun.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Oye Kiss Karne De
    Aunty Chote Se Puppy Ko
    Piyar Kerty Huwe:
    Oye hoye!
    Kitna Sohna Doggy Hai.!
    Ummah.. Mmuuahh..
    Mmmmaaahh..!

    Pappu: Per Aunty..?
    Aunty: Oye Kiss Karne
    de!
    Muuaaaahh..
    Muuaaahh..
    .
    Pappu: Per Aunty Iska Munh
    Idhar Nahi Dusri Taraf Hai. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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