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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Chashme K Sath
    Doctor: Aapka Weight Kitna Hai.?

    Patient: Chashme K Sath 75Kgs.

    Doctor: Aur Bina Chashme K.?

    Patient: Bina Chashme K To Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu To Shopkeeper
    Pappu To Shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.

    Shopkeeper: A4?

    Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!
    Dimagh Ka Dahi Q Ker Raha Hai.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Begam Shakespeare
    "Apni Ghalti Per Hasna Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Lamba Ker Deta Hai.."
    (Shakespeare)
    ...
    "Aur Apni Wife Ki Ghalti Per Hasna Aap Ki Zindgi Ko Kam Ker Deta Hai.."
    (Begam Shakespeare) :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ghee Ka Dabba
    Jab Ghee Sidhi Ungli Se Na Nikly
    To,,,

    Ghee K Dabbay Ko Garam Ker Lena Chahiye..
    QK,,

    Her Cheez Me Ungli Kerna Zaruri Nahi Hota.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 9 November
    Allama Iqbal Ny Hamesha Khudi Ka Dars Diya Hai..
    Lehaza..,
    .
    9 November Ko Tamam Log
    Khud Hi Chhutti Ker Len.
    Shukriya.. :-D

    Happy Iqbal Day..


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Singleness
    Is Qadar Single Hun Sahib..!

    Kahin Ek Sath 2 Cycle Bhi Khari Dekh Lun

    To Ek Ko Laat Maar Ker Gira Deta Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Police
    Ek Hiran Bhaag Raha Tha..
    Hathi: Bhai Kahan Ja Rahy Ho??

    Hiran: Police Gaaye Ko Pakarny Aa Rahi Hai.

    Hathi: Magar Tum To Hiran Ho.

    Hiran: Bhai Ye Pakistan Hai,
    Yahan Ye Sabit Kerny Me
    Hi Das Pandra Saal Lag Jayengy K Me Gaaye Nahi Hiran Hun..
    Bas Phir Us K Baad Hathi Aagy Bhaag Raha Tha Aur Hiran Us K Pichy.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Janu Aur Darling
    Admi: Baba Ji, Aap Itny Boorhy Ho Ker
    Apni Bivi Ko Janu Aur Darling Keh Ker Bulaty Hen..
    .
    Baba Ji: Bas Beta, Jawani Me
    Itny Ishq Kiye K Apni Begam Ka Naam Bhool Gaya,
    Bas Phir Kabhi Naam Puchny Ki Himmat Hi Nahi Hui.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Jodon Ka Dard
    Kal Begam Mekay Se Wapas Aai
    To Jodon K Dard Se Pareshan Thi..
    Un Ko Le Ker Hospital Ki Taraf Chala.
    Hospital K Barabar Me
    WARDA, KHAADI Aur SAT-RANGI Brands Ki Shops Thin,
    Wahan Se Begam Ko Kuch Joday Dilaay,
    Phir Kahin Ja Ker Un K Jodon Ka Dard Khatam Hua.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pabandi
    Dupatta Lazmi Leny K Bajaye Agar
    Mulk Me Make-up Ka Saman Banany,
    Bechny Aur Kharidny Per Pabandi
    Laga Di Jaye To
    Dupatta To Dupatta,
    Aurten Ek Dusry Se Bhi Parda
    Kerny Lag Jayengi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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