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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Nilami
    Ek Car Ki Nilami Ho Rahi Thi.
    10 Lakh,
    20 Lakh,
    30 Lakh,

    Pappu: Is Khatara Me Aisi Kiya Khas Baat Hai??

    Car Wala: Is K Ab Tak 10 Accident Ho Chuke Hen,
    Aur Her Baar Bivi Hi marti Hai.

    Pappu: Is Ki Maa Ki Aankh,
    Meri Taraf Se 1 Crore. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • EID K Elawa
    Aansu Hi Nikal Aaye Us Waqt
    Jab Gaaye Zibah Kerny K Baad Me Ny Qasai Se Pucha:
    "Bhai EID K Elawa Baqi Dino Me Tum Kiya Kerty Ho?"

    Qasai Ny Aakhon Me Aansu Bhar K Kaha:
    "Bhai Me Engineer Hun.." :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Solution Se
    Admi Kinnu Waly Se:
    Bhai Kinnu Kese Lagaye Hen??

    Kinnu Wala:
    Bus "Solution" Se.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Rakshay Waly Ki
    Ek Rakshay Waly Ki Gadha Gari Waly Se Takkar Ho Gai
    Wo Ghusse Me Us Se Bola:

    "Oye Saaly, Apni Aankhan Naal Naye Cell Lagwa"
    Phir Gadhay Ki Taraf Ishara Ker K Kaha:
    "Aur Apny Is Piyo Naal Vi Ainak Lagwa." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Khali Seat
    Musafir Bus Conductor Se:
    Bus Me Koi Seat Hai??

    Conductor Ghusse Se:
    Nahi Bhai Ander Daryan Bichi Hui Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Achi Car
    Mareez:
    Doctor Sahab Operation K Kitny Paisy Lagengy??

    Doctor:
    7 Lakh

    Mareez:
    Khuda Ka Khof Kero Doctor Itny Me To Ek Achi Car Aa Jati Hai.

    Doctor:
    Wohi To Leni Hai.. :-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Software Engineer
    Ek Software Engineer K Judwa Bachy Huwe.

    Wo Confuse Thy K Un Ka Naam Kiya Rakhen..

    Aakhir Kafi Behas K Baad Unho Ny Naam Rakh Liya.

    "Copy And Paste" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Din Devdas Ny Paaro
    Ek Din Devdas Ny Paaro K Ghar SUSU Ker Diya.

    Paaro: Ye Tum Ny Kiya Kiya??

    Devdas:
    Tere Piyar Me Itna Dukh Mila k
    Aansu Apna Rasta Hi Bhool Gaye.. :-D

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Modern Heer Ranjha
    Modern Heer Ranjha..

    Ye Keh Ker Chhor Gaya
    Heer Ko Ranjha..

    Double Sawari Per Pabandi Hai
    Tu Bus Per Beth Ker Aaja.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Mushkil Sawal
    Aunty:
    Aur Beta Kiya Ker Rahy Ho Aaj Kal??

    Santa:
    Bas Isi Sawal Se Bachta Phir Raha Hun.. :-D

    Hahhaa


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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