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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Email Vs FEMALE
    Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le,
    Magar,,
    Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya
    Aaj Bhi
    FEMALE Hi Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Taaza Maal
    Ek Sabzi Wale K Ghar Beta Peda Hua..
    Ek Aurat Bachy Ko Dekh Ker Boli:
    "Kitna Piyara Bacha Hai"

    Sabzi Wala Aadat K Mutabik Bola:
    "Ji Behan Ji, Aur Hai Bhi Bilkul Taaza".. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Admi Aamil Baba Se
    Ek Admi Aamil Baba Se:
    "Me America Jana Chahta Hun Per Kaam Nahi Banta, Kiya Kerun??"

    Baba Ji: Subha Suraj Nikalny k Baad
    Zor Zor Se 3 Tasbeeh "AL-QAIDA" Parha Kero,
    America Wale Khud Hi Le Jaengy.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Guess What Is This
    290318

    Guess What Is This..??

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    Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai AKHROT Kahin Ke.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhare Pichy Pichy
    Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??
    .
    Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.
    Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
    .
    Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Cricket Mania
    Jab Baap Apny Bachy Ko Piyar Se
    Hawa Me Uchhalta Hai To
    Bacha Bilkul Mutmain Hota Hai
    QK Usay Pata Hai K Neechy Us K Abbu Hen,
    Kamran Akmal Nahi.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Makhiyon Hotel Me
    2 Makhiyon Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Diya..

    1st: Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath.
    .
    2nd: Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
    Munh Se Buu Aati Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Memon Ki Neki
    Ek Memon se Marny k Baad Farishton ne Pucha:
    Koi Neki ki Thi Duniya Me?

    Memon: "Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya Dia Tha,
    1 Masjid Me 1 Lota Rakhwaya Tha,
    1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay Diye Thy..

    Farishton ne Kaha:
    Ye Le Apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr
    Aur Dozakh me Chal. Shabashh... :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ishara
    Ek Admi Coffee Shop Gaya Aur Coffee Ka Order Diya..

    Waiter Order Le Ker Aagy Gaya Aur
    Wahan Se Admi Ko Kuch Ishara Kiya.
    Phir Thori Dair Baad Bill Le Ker Aagaya..

    Admi: What About The Coffee?
    You Did Some Ishara And Got Me the Bill.?

    Waiter Replies: "Janab Samajhdar k liye Ishara He Coffee Hai" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Medical Student ne
    Ek Medical Student ne Apni Classmate
    Ko Apny Blood se Love Letter Dekar Kaha:
    Mujhe Iska Reply Zarur Dena..

    Larki ne Reply Diya:
    Tumhara Blood Group A+ Hai Aur Calcium ki Bohat Kami Hai.. :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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