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Total SMS in Santa Banta Jokes: 177
Total Members that contributed to Santa Banta Jokes: 48
Total Comment posted in Santa Banta Jokes: 277
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Mosquito and a Fly
Santa: What is another Difference between a Mosquito and a Fly?
Banta: A Fly can fly but a Mosquito cannot mosquito. :P
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By: Mr Bean
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George Washington die
Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: Two days before his funeral.
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By: Mr Bean
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2 Saal Pehle ka Bukhar
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...
Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.
Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!
Ab Naha Lun?
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By: Dapper
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Ek Ek Kar k Aao
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!
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By: Humbugg TheGreat
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Antim Ichha
Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..
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By: Funtoosh
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MP3 Songs Load karwana
Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.
Servicing Man: Memory card hai?
Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?
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By: Dhump
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Social Work
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.
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By: wahabi
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Live on Small Income
Banta to his new bride Preeto,
Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to Live on my small income?
Preeto: Of course dear, no trouble. But what will you live on?
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By: Funtoosh
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A Lie Detector
Banta: Have you ever seen A lie detector?
Santa: Yes I married her....
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By: Dapper
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I'm taking Revenge
Santa sitting on the roadside:
Banta asks y r u wasting time?
Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?
Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.
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By: Dapper
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Members Contributed to Funny SMS in Santa Banta Jokes category:
Comments Posted in Santa Banta Jokes at this Page:
santa says:
( Friday, November 06, 2009 )
i lik aarushi comment really it is baakwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas it does nt mke me laugh
Decent Boy says:
( Thursday, July 30, 2009 )
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.
isma says:
( Sunday, July 05, 2009 )
i don't read all jokes i but read maximum jokes of santa banta many of them are funny but some of them jokes are really so boring and annoying but after all i like the jokes all jokes are funny except some but i like it
and even all i love santa banta jokes................
Adil says:
( Tuesday, March 17, 2009 )
Frog wala joke is really nice.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi? hahaha
nancy says:
( Sunday, February 15, 2009 )
jokes r hilarious bt sometimes quite boring n repeated. so it would be very nice if some new jokes we can get so dat we can laugh n mke others too.
aarushi says:
( Tuesday, October 28, 2008 )
it's bakwaaaaaaaaas
shalender kaul says:
( Sunday, October 19, 2008 )
santa banta ke jokes bahut hi maje dar hote hai aur sab ko khub hasate hai
Chandu says:
( Friday, October 10, 2008 )
santa singh was thinking
(ha.. ha.. ha..)
AQEEL HAIDER says:
( Sunday, June 29, 2008 )
THIS IS HIGHLY AND FULL OF LAUGHTER SECTION OF SMS.
LIKED BY ALL.
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