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Wife Died Yesterday
Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out.
What to do?
Banta: No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :-)
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Dapper
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Born on Government Holidays
Teacher: What is Common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were Born on Government Holidays.
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Rehan
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Police or Ambulance
Santa: Look a Thief has Entered our Kitchen.
And he is Eating the Cake I Made.
Banta: Whom should I Call Now,
Police or Ambulance? :-)
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Ariese Ansari
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Good And Bad News
Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Ahad Ansari
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In 1OO Meter Race
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.
All Started Running Except Santa.
Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?
Santa: My No Is 4! :-)
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Humbugg TheGreat
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All Cards Accepted
Waiter gives bill to Santa:
Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, This is voter card.
Santa: So what? You have written there ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: SMS Guru
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Santa Lost His Dog
Santa: I lost my dog.
Banta: Put an advertisement in newspaper.
Santa: Don't be silly.
My dog can't read newspaper.
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By: SMS Guru
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Girl Friend And Mobile
Santa: What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile?
Banta: Both Are Disconnected
When There Is NO Money.
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: SMS Guru
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Churrail ki Churrail
Santa: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai,
Ladke Mar ke Bhoot Ban Jate Hain.
Banta: Aur Ladkiyan?
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Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hai...
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: SMS Guru
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SMS & Petrol
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.
Posted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: wahabi
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fara says:
( Sunday, November 22, 2009 )
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( Friday, April 17, 2009 )
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( Wednesday, December 10, 2008 )
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( Thursday, December 04, 2008 )
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( Sunday, November 30, 2008 )
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( Sunday, November 30, 2008 )
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( Monday, October 13, 2008 )
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( Tuesday, September 16, 2008 )
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